Is Tom Green truly drunk, or is he acting drunk?

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Is Tom Green truly drunk, or is he acting drunk?

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Probably a little bit of both. Makes me sad though, Tom used to be funny.

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He is drunk but a weak drunk and not funny at all, he epitomizes everything that is not a modern drunkard. After 90 minutes he behaves the way I did when drunk in my teens.
But even worse is the dry audience laughing at this crap, no words...
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He's a light weight because he abused alcohol. I mean, it all went into the toilet. Never do that to alcohol.

Yup, 90 minutes with clear rum, and some cola. Hey, if it was 151, then that was probably a good idea, so he doesn't end up in the hostibal.

He was truly drunk, but not a Modern Drunkardist.


He should explore and report back on what this truly means.


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I personally think it was all act and Tom dickhead Green is a fucking dry P.O.S.

Fuck. Him.
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Patchez wrote:I personally think it was all act and Tom dickhead Green is a fucking dry P.O.S.

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I didn't bother watching it. He's that guy, supposedly a comedian, who went out with Drew Barrymore, yeah? Never
liked him. Neved even smiled or lifted an eyebrow at his puerile antics. Remember that movie Road Trip? It wasn't good. He made it worse.

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He reminds me a lot of a guy who was in a band with me. They look a lot alike, and act a lot alike as well (my bandmate used to to stand up comedy as well). Neither one of them is too funny, and you would think they have had closed head injuries from some of the ridiculous things they say.

But they are both shameless self-promoters who gained a bit of fame because of it.
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