Thanks for that. I learned something new today but what's the use, after a couple o drinks, I won't be remembering anything anyway?Artful Drunktective wrote:HA! ze tigas! A dear friend of mine has a similar funny imitation.Dale wrote:I learned that oettinger is a homosexual with a weird German accent like Roy from Siegfried and Roy.
Look, ze tigas!
Roy as a child: Papa I vant a vhite tiga!
Roy's Father: No little Roy you can't have a vhite tiga!
Roy: But Papa! I vant a vhite tiga vite now!
Roy's Father: No Roy. Ze vite tiga will eat you up!
I think from Roy's story if we hadn't known already, we learned to not put our heads any where near the maws of wild animals.
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Given enough beer and enough duct tape, you can learn to do ANYTHING!
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
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Re: Learn something every day
I learned to read ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics just using beer and duct tape.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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The Pyramid at Giza is built from duct tape and full of beer.
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Even if you don't remember it, it gets filed away in your unconscious, assuming the stimuli is sufficiently profound.Lokakote wrote: ... but what's the use, after a couple o drinks, I won't be remembering anything anyway?
Or in other words, if you feed the chickens and do the dishes while you're blackout hammered over the anvil of a late night, are you still eating fried eggs from a clean plate in the morning?
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The sphinx is still waiting for her dirty nile daiquiri, hurry nowBadfellow wrote:The Pyramid at Giza is built from duct tape and full of beer.
Drink!
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I learned today that if you drink excessively and smoke bong hits you will get very fucked up.
I think I knew that but somehow forgot. I am sharing with you my reawakening.
I think I knew that but somehow forgot. I am sharing with you my reawakening.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Today - well, yesterday - I learned that I've been exposing myself to pedestrians for about two years. My windows aren't as opaque as I had been led to believe.
Thankfully, I don't mind being seen naked when I'm inebriated.
Thankfully, I don't mind being seen naked when I'm inebriated.
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Crazy! Didn`t know you were also drinking.Lush City wrote:I learned today that if you drink excessively and smoke bong hits you will get very fucked up.
I think I knew that but somehow forgot. I am sharing with you my reawakening.
Drink!
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Keen is the one who exists between the worlds.oettinger wrote:Crazy! Didn`t know you were also drinking.Lush City wrote:I learned today that if you drink excessively and smoke bong hits you will get very fucked up.
I think I knew that but somehow forgot. I am sharing with you my reawakening.
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Re: Learn something every day
I learned today that it's technically not considered "nude grilling" if you have an apron covering up your netherlands.
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Badfellow wrote:I learned today that it's technically not considered "nude grilling" if you have an apron covering up your netherlands.
So did they force you to put more on or were you disqualified from the talent portion of Mr. Nude America for excessive costuming?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Learn something every day
Let's just say I'm glad my name isn't Ben Dover.Patchez wrote:Badfellow wrote:I learned today that it's technically not considered "nude grilling" if you have an apron covering up your netherlands.
So did they force you to put more on or were you disqualified from the talent portion of Mr. Nude America for excessive costuming?
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Badfellow wrote:Let's just say I'm glad my name isn't Ben Dover.Patchez wrote:Badfellow wrote:I learned today that it's technically not considered "nude grilling" if you have an apron covering up your netherlands.
So did they force you to put more on or were you disqualified from the talent portion of Mr. Nude America for excessive costuming?
Hello Mr. Dover nice to meet you.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice