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You wake up, light is still on. fridge open, music blasting, you ask: Where`s the damn butler?

then you realize, you`re the damn butler
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Your answering machine says: Drop the beer and smokes at the same spot you put the crack and whiskey last weekend. There`s money under the doormat
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You wake up with splinters underneath your fingernails, but never left the house.
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Blueberries and Fritos seem like a reasonable meal.
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Your eyesight drags as you attempt to look around.
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Your back and neck still ache like a motherfucker despite a healthy dose of Evan Williams.

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You navigate trough towns by bar

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Your pets avoid your company
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When the ceiling is the floor is the ceiling is the floor. And you are made of vomit.
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Nausea wrote:
Sun Aug 22, 2021 4:02 pm
When the ceiling is the floor is the ceiling is the floor. And you are made of vomit.
There`s a whisky brand named after your daily vomit outtake.

Single barf, belly blend, rancid select.
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When you didn`t show up drunk for work people thought you were a lousy stunt double
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You turn around to face your opponent in a fighting match and there's no one there.
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You do an enthusiastic, drunken dance as you strip all your clothes off to take a piss at a public urinal.

Then, you stare at whoever comes in while you're pissing dead in the eyes.
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Nausea wrote:
Thu Aug 26, 2021 5:36 pm
You do an enthusiastic, drunken dance as you strip all your clothes off to take a piss at a public urinal.

Then, you stare at whoever comes in while you're pissing dead in the eyes.
Thank you for sharing the details on your latest trip to taco bell. I'm scarred for life now. Cheers.

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At least he’s not bathing in the public urinal. Yet.
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