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You can’t make a cup of cocoa in the morning because you’re all out of brandy, so you make do with a bowl of Rice Chex with sugar and milk and drink a cup of the emergency bourbon. We MDers are resourceful that way. There’s a badge for that sort of thing you know.
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Your flight got cancelled because someone guzzled all the jet fuel
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Your week calendar reads like this:

Mon - Hungover
Tue- Hungover
Wed - Feeling it
Thur - Rabid animal on alcohol hunt
Fri - Boom, party motherfuckers
Sat - Black out, Sat what?
Sun - Oh no really? Cheers, let`s hurry
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^^^ pretty much

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There is always this, when you wake up in the morning and don't remember what time it was when you crashed.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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You only accepted mother`s milk out of a shot glass
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You were raised by two bottles of vodka
And your only toys were two empty bottles
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:24 am
You were raised by two bottles of vodka
And your only toys were two empty bottles
You should see a Viennese psychoanalyst because you got issues, dude...
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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You get mental health counseling by a fellow drunk
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Homeless drunks at the AA meetings think you`re too hard-core
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You hired Mötley Crüe as an opener for your next binge week
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:12 pm
You hired Mötley Crüe as an opener for your next binge week
And you kicked them off the stage to do karaoke of "I'm a Barbie Girl."
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:32 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:12 pm
You hired Mötley Crüe as an opener for your next binge week
And I kicked them off the stage so I could do karaoke of "I'm a Barbie Girl."

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Yeah, you can spill shit on yourself and not notice. By the time someone points it out, you don't give a shit! LOL!
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Your grandfather got drunk and died.
Then your grandmother upped it up a notch and got even more drunk to succumb to death also.
Challenge accepted your uncle said and drank a boatload of hooch, which killed him on the last drop.
Your "you promised to never leave me undrunk" auntie followed in a close fourth place, burrying her husband`s body and her liver in drink.
Enough is enough your father says, they can`t drink all that without me passing out early too.

You smile and think while topping off your cocktail: Damn when I said "death is near we`re running out of alcohol", I meant my drink.
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