YKYDW....
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You put Everclear and Gatorade in a CamelBak for your Mt. Everest trek and fucking died.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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You pour your drink and sip it automatically -- like breathing -- and are left wondering later how in the hell you got so drunk.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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You started thread 12 years ago and it's still going
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Your carpet is stained by sloppy whiskey pours at all of your favorite passing out locations.
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You cuddle up with a fresh bottle of whiskey and nearly cry at how beautiful your relationship with it is.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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You bought a bunch of books on Amazon about cockatiels, thinking they were about cocktails.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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There should be a Drunkanese translator for Skype.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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...you know each of the playlists at your liquor stores by heart.
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You piss youtself, announce it, and don't care
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You piss yourself, someone spots you piss yourself, so you just lock your eyes onto their eyes and carry on pissing.
You sing "is this the real life? Is this just a fantasy?"
You sing "is this the real life? Is this just a fantasy?"
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Rick: I'm a drunkard.
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Rick: I'm a drunkard.
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You`re the only one playing two dart boards simultaneously
You`re the only one that knows that the W in Whisky stands for Winner
You were delivered to your foster parents with a free shot glas
You seem to speak 18 languages fluently, none coherently though
You don`t walk your dog, you stumble your dog
You`re the only one that knows that the W in Whisky stands for Winner
You were delivered to your foster parents with a free shot glas
You seem to speak 18 languages fluently, none coherently though
You don`t walk your dog, you stumble your dog
Drink!