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Most of your daily caloric intake comes from whiskey.
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You put Everclear and Gatorade in a CamelBak for your Mt. Everest trek and fucking died.
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You pour your drink and sip it automatically -- like breathing -- and are left wondering later how in the hell you got so drunk.
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You started thread 12 years ago and it's still going
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Your carpet is stained by sloppy whiskey pours at all of your favorite passing out locations.
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You cuddle up with a fresh bottle of whiskey and nearly cry at how beautiful your relationship with it is.
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You eat two slices of pizza in bed before passing out
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You bought a bunch of books on Amazon about cockatiels, thinking they were about cocktails.
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...You need subtitles for your speech.
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There should be a Drunkanese translator for Skype.
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...you know each of the playlists at your liquor stores by heart.
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You piss youtself, announce it, and don't care
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You piss yourself, someone spots you piss yourself, so you just lock your eyes onto their eyes and carry on pissing.

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^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^...you always have an underlying smell of pee...
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You`re the only one playing two dart boards simultaneously

You`re the only one that knows that the W in Whisky stands for Winner

You were delivered to your foster parents with a free shot glas

You seem to speak 18 languages fluently, none coherently though

You don`t walk your dog, you stumble your dog
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