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[Lush City]

Yeah, you know it when you start having capacity issues. If you don't know what I mean, just keep drinking. D'Oh!

[scream ale]

Crapassity issues. Heh.

[Savage]

I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.

[Savage]

You know, Paulie, you confuse me when you have Oggar as your av.

[whiskeyprick]

You know, Paulie, you confuse me when you have Oggar as your av.

I'm in the Av, He's just laughing at me.

[oettinger]

You read the Bible and tink: I don`t remember writing all of this

or minus the cruzfix vodkamix Jesus had a kickass weekend

[oettinger]

You go to your local winos for counceling


Learning that there`s no alcohol in gatorade upsets you quite a bit
Being told that it doesn`t contain any amphetamines either really made you reconsider your workout routine

[Merchant Seaman]

When a bar staff buys you an engraved watch

[Absinthe Of Malice]

A local bar I used to frequent had a beer club, where they punch your card and something something...you'd get your name on a plaque, or a t shirt or a logo'd mug or whatnot.

So I sat there and drank my ten beers, filled my card and gave my name to get it on the plaque. Got the second card, filled it my next visit and got the t shirt. Got the third card, filled it, got my mug. By the time all was said and done, I'd fucked one of the bar-maids and got a staff shirt from her...

Good club!

[Nausea]

You dance so strangely at a show that multiple people ask you where they can get LSD.

[oettinger]

The coroner says: We can still sell his hand as a beerholder

[oettinger]

Your mom was so drunk, she always kept calling your beercoins lunch money

[oettinger]

You`re a cat, you have nine livers

[oettinger]

You voluntary enter a whisky barrell into a beer drinking competition

[scream ale]

When you're laughing at Oett's posts.