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Sat Feb 05, 2022 2:55 pm
Alcohol companies inqurie about your signature on the MDM boards for advertising space

Come on Evan Williams! Reach out already!

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Ha^^^^

EW and bare tits, still the biggest sellers in `22

Throwing up from kornschnaps gives you an entrance to the pro-bowl,
throwing up bloody whysky a week later gets you first row seats in the super bowl
A week later, for the mega bowl party you`re happy that you`re pissing mustard instead of something unhealthy
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... you perform a undrunkenness test on the roadside after being stopped by a cop and you fall on the hood of your car while trying to walk a straight line. Yes, those handcuffs were not far away.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Indiana Jones thinks your piss-stained underwear is the roadmap to some secret divebar.
He is wrong though, it just takes you to the next KFC
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Your only hangover remedy is a flattened bologna sandwich.

Because you’re in jail again.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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You can hear your liver crying like a little bitch from within your body after it hears you uncork another bottle.
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Your liver didn`t stop talking yet??


Shut up
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You once accidentally got a dead body drunk by performing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on it.
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You have a lenghty discussion with yourself if man can first fly unconsciosly to mars or distill moonshine out off a can of refried beans.
This one takes a while, cheers
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The rewind button of your VHS remote doesn'`t work on youtube

Shit, you realize this is not the back to the 90s thread
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You got raised by a six pack of beer

You wonder why people laugh when you refer to your mom as the bum-wine-queen

Same goes for dead beat keg for your father
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You really thought that Queen`s We are the champions is about winning a drinking contest
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Your drink starts talking to you -- and you're not even schizophrenic. "What took you so long?"
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Even after you know the moonshine was infused with Thai and Ghost chillis you still try some.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Amber Heard is suing you over your whisky breakfast
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