YKYDW....

[Stendhal]

When you call any bottle under half a gallon a fun-sized bottle.

[oettinger]

under half a gallon a fun-sized bottle.

yeah, I played with that sorry ass shit in the sandbox

...you consider a bottle being emptied in front of you emotional abuse

[Nausea]

Your local joints don't recognize you not-hungover.

[Nausea]

You have dreams about going to the liquor store.

[oettinger]

The more you drink, the more you think, and the dumber you get with every swing

After 10 longdrinks you`re pretty sure you can operate an aircraft-carrier, a submarine and the space shuttle. But how the heck do I not spill this two sips of leftover magarita in my lap

[oettinger]

Your favorite bar only serves you drinks in papercups

Your favorite bar serves you 100% alcohol because they like you and you hate watered down drinks

[oettinger]

You can see future weekends, they look eh... randomly familiar

[Nausea]

You don't feel "normal" until you've had a few drams.

[oettinger]

You come home from a holiday to get really drunk

[oettinger]

Your local liquor store offers you personalized gallons and more deals

[oettinger]

There`s a Nascar that advertises your favorite drink, only for you

[oettinger]

The more you think about it, the more it makes sense. It was indeed god telling you to drink those 20 beers before going out

[Nausea]

Your liver has won multiple Olympic gold medals in the drunkathlon.

[oettinger]

Your liver has won multiple Olympic gold medals in the drunkathlon.

But it had to be entered in the horse race competiton, to make it an even field for betters

[oettinger]

Your pet`s wet food contains 80 percent fermented grain liquid and 20 percent ashtray.

You share a bowl