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Yeah, you know you're drunk when you comment on this thread. Got no where else to go?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 1:51 am
Got no where else to go?
I'm all drunked-up and ready to mingle...

...with a fresh bottle.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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good on you
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Yeah, here's a tell tale sign: you're in someone's large home. You go upstairs to join the party and take a turn at the top and walk right into a mirrored wall!
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You complain that the breathelizer must be broken. I mean come on, you only scored a sorry .354???
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Your favorite baseball team won after only one touchdown goal. Wait, what sport am I watching here and whom am I rooting for?
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You're watching hockey. You're rooting for Earnhardt.

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The #3 Car, Steffie Graf, is very tall and bald. He might score a 0,50. I got three thousand bucks against the up and under.

Easy money $$$
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You see puking as progress, not a stopping point.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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You puke in the mornings just to get a general idea about last night`s input
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A true bender is what again, two or three years of binging?

You have flashbacks of being undrunk

You have a personalised area at your local liquor store

In 25 different foreign languages your name translates to "Gets wasted a lot"

You don`t sleep, you take power pass outs
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Your first born will be named Beer for easy reasons:

- Beer likes watching sports with you
- Beer never runs away
- and If Beer is indeed running out, you can just grab another one
- You never loose sight of Beer
- Your wife doesn`t like Beer that much
- Beer only gets the best grades
- You can never have too much Beer
- You admire Beer
- Beer stays cold outside during winter season
- Beer is famous, he has his own TV commercials
- Your friends want Beer too
- Beer is easy maintaining, he lives in a barrell
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Beer also fits perfectly in the fridge.

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:45 pm
Your first born will be named Beer for easy reasons:

- Beer likes watching sports with you
- Beer never runs away
- and If Beer is indeed running out, you can just grab another one
- You never loose sight of Beer
- Your wife doesn`t like Beer that much
- Beer only gets the best grades
- You can never have too much Beer
- You admire Beer
- Beer stays cold outside during winter season
- Beer is famous, he has his own TV commercials
- Your friends want Beer too
- Beer is easy maintaining, he lives in a barrell
Beer will wait in the car while you go in and have drinks with your buddies.
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Beer can be generic and you still like it.
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