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[Savage]

Your latest sip of high proof whisky sent your smile around your head 360 degrees.

Is that not normal? And btw, you spelled bourbon wrong.

[Nausea]

You forget to change into your special church thong for Sunday service.

[scream ale]

^^^ Probably because it's still Saturday in most America.

[oettinger]

Sunday night before passing out you look at your favorite liquor bottle and sing The Three Degrees - When will I see you again

[Nausea]

And btw, you spelled bourbon wrong.

You steal Savage's Maker's Mark in your dreams and wake up hungover.

[oettinger]

You forgot to eat for over 48 hours

[whiskeyprick]

You forgot to eat for over 48 hours

or purposely avoid it

[Savage]

You forgot to eat for over 48 hours

or purposely avoid it

I don't eat much lately, because seeing Grumpy try so hard to swallow down food leaves me too worried to have any kind of appetite. Fuck cancer.

[Nausea]

You Google to see if Home Depot allows you to bring in alcoholic drinks while doing your home shopping...

...and flask it will be.

[oettinger]

You leave home depot in disgust when you realize they sell barstools but there`s no bartending

[scream ale]

Some people can't manage a trip to the hardware store without bringing their dog with them. You really think they'd give you less grief walking around with a tall can.

[oettinger]

Our dog would take a dump in the carpet section

[Savage]

And btw, you spelled bourbon wrong.

You steal Savage's Maker's Mark in your dreams and wake up hungover.

Wake up?

[oettinger]

Taylor Mahomes is your favorite football player

[oettinger]

The only friend you have left actually doesn`t like you but loves your liquor colletcion