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YKYDW....
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Ha^^^^
EW and bare tits, still the biggest sellers in `22
Throwing up from kornschnaps gives you an entrance to the pro-bowl,
throwing up bloody whysky a week later gets you first row seats in the super bowl
A week later, for the mega bowl party you`re happy that you`re pissing mustard instead of something unhealthy
EW and bare tits, still the biggest sellers in `22
Throwing up from kornschnaps gives you an entrance to the pro-bowl,
throwing up bloody whysky a week later gets you first row seats in the super bowl
A week later, for the mega bowl party you`re happy that you`re pissing mustard instead of something unhealthy
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... you perform a undrunkenness test on the roadside after being stopped by a cop and you fall on the hood of your car while trying to walk a straight line. Yes, those handcuffs were not far away.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Indiana Jones thinks your piss-stained underwear is the roadmap to some secret divebar.
He is wrong though, it just takes you to the next KFC
He is wrong though, it just takes you to the next KFC
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Your only hangover remedy is a flattened bologna sandwich.
Because you’re in jail again.
Because you’re in jail again.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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You can hear your liver crying like a little bitch from within your body after it hears you uncork another bottle.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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You once accidentally got a dead body drunk by performing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on it.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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You have a lenghty discussion with yourself if man can first fly unconsciosly to mars or distill moonshine out off a can of refried beans.
This one takes a while, cheers
This one takes a while, cheers
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The rewind button of your VHS remote doesn'`t work on youtube
Shit, you realize this is not the back to the 90s thread
Shit, you realize this is not the back to the 90s thread
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You got raised by a six pack of beer
You wonder why people laugh when you refer to your mom as the bum-wine-queen
Same goes for dead beat keg for your father
You wonder why people laugh when you refer to your mom as the bum-wine-queen
Same goes for dead beat keg for your father
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You really thought that Queen`s We are the champions is about winning a drinking contest
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Your drink starts talking to you -- and you're not even schizophrenic. "What took you so long?"
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Even after you know the moonshine was infused with Thai and Ghost chillis you still try some.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice