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In your younger years your only toy was an empty beer can
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You fall down and can't get up. Nothing funny about that. That is not the modern drunkard way, you know.
There was a young guy that used to drink at the local pub who did that. He was so obese, when he walked his arms were almost a 90deg. angle because his belly was so large. He got totally trashed one day and when he left he fell down on the sidewalk outside and couldn't get up. The bartender eventually saw him and helped him up but also gave him the big '86'. He died not too long after.
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You consider frozen pizza deluxe dining.
A six pack makes it a value meal.
A bottle of hooch makes it flat out luxurious
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You`re a hangover denier
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When you get in your car to go home and think you are in a spaceship and set it to warp speed!
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Your barten... doctor recieved very bad results recently:

- low alcohol pressure
- empty wallet
- growing, not ending thirst
- liver swelling
- incoherent jabbering
- Sammy Davis Jr. playing on youtube

Yes, you`re a desperate drunk
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Mötley Crüe wrote a song about your bad drunken behaviour
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You think counting the drinks you`ve had is silly and you lost count at 56 two nights ago anyway
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You think Beethoven is a kick ass beer and the ode to joy is about smoking a lot of crack
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You think the prohibition was just a very well thought out ad-campaigne for your favorite drinks like moonchine, everclear and pruno
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You couldn`t sleep, so you had another bottle of vodka
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your driver`s liscence might have been revoked, but you can still operate a chopper, easily
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 13, 2021 5:00 pm
Your barten... doctor recieved very bad results recently:

- low alcohol pressure
- empty wallet
- growing, not ending thirst
- liver swelling
- incoherent jabbering
- Sammy Davis Jr. playing on youtube

Yes, you`re a desperate drunk
That had to be me. My medical records are no longer private!
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Lush City wrote:
Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:14 am
oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 13, 2021 5:00 pm
Your barten... doctor recieved very bad results recently:

- low alcohol pressure
- empty wallet
- growing, not ending thirst
- liver swelling
- incoherent jabbering
- Sammy Davis Jr. playing on youtube

Yes, you`re a desperate drunk
That had to be me. My medical records are no longer private!
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What is a wringkling-habit?
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