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You wake up naked during rush hour in central station.
You hope it`s just an embarassing nighmare, because your whisky bottle is empty
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Methanol Ethanol... how can a little letter make such a difference anyway
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There`s three things named after you,

a beer
a bar
a cocktail

alternatively

a meteor
a vulcano
and a hurricane also count
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You can play the drums on your beer belly and you turn 14 next month.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Thu May 12, 2022 6:16 pm
I can drum along with Black Sabbath on my beer belly and I turn 44 next month.
Living the dream my man!

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You need a directional instrumentation HUD for navigating your way to the toilet.
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5 mph winds are enough to knock you over and keep you down.
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There`s Drunk Drunk meetings at your house
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The Oetts was eating bacon wrapped cat turds that looked delicious. That’s how I know I was drunk.
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You have mastered the art of swigging as much whiskey as possible in one go without puking.

Your carpet stains are a testament to the trials, tribulations, and ultimately the ascension of this mastery.
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Nausea wrote:
Thu May 12, 2022 6:16 pm
You can play the drums on your beer belly and you turn 14 next month.
Or you can make cool sounds on your throat, like D-Day.
like tears in rain

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Nausea wrote:
Tue May 17, 2022 8:53 pm
You have mastered the art of swigging as much whiskey as possible in one go without puking.

Your carpet stains are a testament to the trials, tribulations, and ultimately the ascension of this mastery.
My carpet stains are a testament to Grumpy stumbling and falling, to the toilet or bed. Head wounds bleed like a beeyotch.
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You consider drinking 6 beers and a pint of whiskey as taking a "break" from real drinking.
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You tarnish your beer breath with whisky-wash
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when the steward(not dess) asks you how much you've had to drink today and you say, "More than you"
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