YKYDW....

[NYDingbat]

Your eyes are open. Or closed.

[Savage]

YKYDW when, every time you see a post by P Link,you start to tear up. How dare you, sir? How dare you! To leave us this way.

For you, dear Sir. Every day, I get better and better. They say I'm too ill for my remaining chemo. Bullshit! I feel strong, like I haven't felt for a year or so. So there.

[Bur]

Go to take the thrash out and wake up in a bar.

[oettinger]

Go to take the thrash out and wake up in a bar.

Good one! Magnificent really

[Savage]

You just don't care anymore, but you figure, another drink couldn't hurt.

[oettinger]

Everytime you book a flight you book for two persons because you need enough space for your alcohol supply.

After you spent a weekend drinking in New Orleans they had to erase the bourbon in bourbon-street.

[oettinger]

Your name is mentioned 86 times in the wikipedia article about booze. For comparison alcohol is only mentioned once.

When referring to the "toxic twins", people don`t mean Aerosmith, they think of you and your handle

[oettinger]

On your deathbed your grandchildren ask: Grandpa don`t you regret any of that?
You: Regret what?





*Extended version: I had my first beer after sunday school, passed the fuck out and am woken up 50 years later by some five little children that are total strangers to me. I hope you regret breaking into my house bastards!

[oettinger]

My gf just called me, an ex co-worker called Cornelia busted her bank account while they were out to party. Whien she was drunk for a couple of days she was stupid enough to hand out her pin number for more booze. She woke up today and is a minus 1000 with this month`s paycheck included... Heading to the police right now and got some explaining to do. I dig irresponsible drinking, but only in moderate irresponsibility.
There`s no lesson in life for stupidity.

YKYDW another drunk steals your whole paycheck and some from you.

[Surreal]

You regain consciousness after passing out in a tent, can't figure out where you are or how a zipper works, so you cut your way out with a knife. I'm looking at you Goose.

[oettinger]

You regain consciousness after passing out in a tent, can't figure out where you are or how a zipper works, so you cut your way out with a knife. I'm looking at you Goose.

Ha! A surreal sighting.
The bewildered look when you find out that you just cut through the tent`s floor.

[oettinger]

You take a bath in the ocean and suddenly totally loaded blue wales are coming upshore for a refill

[oettinger]

One night you got yourself so blindly drunk that Stevie Wonder had to show you the way home

[oettinger]

Queen wrote an anthem about your drunk driving skills called Don`t stop me mow

[Tarcek]

-looks at the time- "Oh, its 11pm."
-looks at the time- "Oh, its 2am."

"...wtf have i been doing?"