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Where is boozy?

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Does anybody have news from mr boozificator? It has been two weeks since he checked in on the board, and he's not exactly in a carefree situation/country.

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Just sent him an email.
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He posted a comment on my blog seven days ago.

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Steve wrote:He posted a comment on my blog seven days ago.
Haha, with y'all two, isn't that a little like saying Ricky Gervais stopped by to host your award ceremony?
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In that area of the world I imagine that even the Dark Lord Fatalis, as cunning and indestructable as he may be, could have the occasioanl internet interuption.
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maybe he's decided to "liberate" the womenfolk and that's keeping him busy.
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He probably found and "destroyed" a cache of Taliban wine.
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peetie44 wrote:He probably found and "destroyed" a cache of Taliban wine.
I can't even begin to imagine what taliban wine would taste like.
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Boozie is in fine fettle. He's just been on a particularly long mission lately and his intertron connection has been a bit fouled up.
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Sorry guys (and madam), but I've had to go to the field for a long uninterrupted period of time and when I came back, it was to find my Intertron all crippled. It's working a tad bit better now, but still is not perfect.
Thanks for your concern, and I must say I simply love the assumptions some of you made. If only the Talibans made wine...
Unfortunately, the only caches we have found lately were full of RPG rounds and I had to deal with the local leader when we destroyed them.
As soon as everything is okay I'll try to post a pic or two in the "first picture from Dryland thread".
Oh, and by the way it's true, I vaguely remember having used my last seconds before mission departure to post on the blog of a very g... I mean bri... well, let's say Steve-like guy. Those gender impaired people can sometimes be quite humorous. In a disgusting way, of course.
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It looks like poor, deluded Boozy is still alive.
The only question is: why?

(RPG rounds? Is that something to do with Dungeons & Dragons?)

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Steve wrote: (RPG rounds? Is that something to do with Dungeons & Dragons?)
you know, there's an edit button on these things. too late, now, of course.
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Wingman wrote:
Steve wrote: (RPG rounds? Is that something to do with Dungeons & Dragons?)
you know, there's an edit button on these things. too late, now, of course.
I forgot I'd typed that! D'oh!

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R.P.G are rocket propelled grenade if you hear from him tell him I hope him the best .

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I just wanted to post that...
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

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