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Hell yes. I need another third shifter to drink with. Though come the New Year I go to a solid drinking shift, 2nd.

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Patchez wrote:Hell yes. I need another third shifter to drink with. Though come the New Year I go to a solid drinking shift, 2nd.

Cheers!
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Actually 1:30 till 10
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I miss whiskeyprick too.
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Wiat. Intoxichrist? are youf ucking kidding me? He's either overthrowning 3rd world nations or Fucka ll if I know, but that dud'e's wicked bad poison.
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greygoose1 wrote:Wiat. Intoxichrist? [...] He's either overthrowning 3rd world nations or Fucka ll if I know...
Exactly! So, what's not to like?

More importantly, has anyone heard from "treetop" recently? It's been quite awhile since he was last here and I (for one) miss that drunk hippy.

So, if anyone has any contact information for "treetop", please get in touch wit him and ask him to return to the Modern Drunkardist fold, please?
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My sweet husband's last post was a bit nonsensical, but I can assure you that the Treetop is still alive. He posts periodically on Facebook. I'd echo the hubs sentiments about Intoxichrist - last thing I checked, that guy was banned from here. Takes a lot to get banned, but if I recall, he crossed a number of lines that shouldn't be crossed. Entertaining, yes? But outright devastatingly hurtful to some long-term members, if I recall. There aren't that many lines that can be crossed here, but he did such. If anyone disagrees or remembers otherwise, please correct me.
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Mother Goose wrote:My sweet husband's last post was a bit nonsensical, but I can assure you that the Treetop is still alive. He posts periodically on Facebook...
Please try to persuade "treetop" to come back and post again, please (or, at least, respond to my emails)
Mother Goose wrote:...I'd echo the hubs sentiments about Intoxichrist - last thing I checked, that guy was banned from here. Takes a lot to get banned,...
Not according to some people, but yes, you are right. It does take a lot to get a permanent ban.
Mother Goose wrote:...but if I recall, he crossed a number of lines that shouldn't be crossed. Entertaining, yes? But outright devastatingly hurtful to some long-term members, if I recall. There aren't that many lines that can be crossed here, but he did such. If anyone disagrees or remembers otherwise, please correct me.
Ahh...well...that's a shame. It would be nice to see Kelley/Juggy/Vodkadian and her hubby bantering on this Board once more. However, it does explain why I couldn't find "Intoxichrist" on the list of members. It was always a shame that he never knew quite when to reel himself back in but I liked him (I gave him his wedding ring at Con.I. and stopped him from getting his head kicked-in, by the band at the Double Down, at Con.III.)

Nonetheless, the post was really about "treetop" and making him return. So tell him that if he agrees, we'll buy out all the soap in his area, so he can give his wife a legitimate reason for not washing that day.
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To "Marion Ravenwood", please take this advice.
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Kingbuzzo here back from one hell of a fucking trip....This is my account be fore king buzzo cause I cant remember mty password n shit

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beerguzzler wrote:Kingbuzzo here back from one hell of a fucking trip....This is my account be fore king buzzo cause I cant remember mty password n shit
31 posts since 2005


Must have been one hell of a trip

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We're quite aways down time's road since I first made the first post/plea on this thread. A good few of our, previously missing, number have looked in since then, which is wonderful and I, for one, hope that they get back into the habit of posting drunk, posting often and posting drunk often.
However, the fellow, mellow, Modern Drunkardist who got me started on this plea for a "drop-by to say, "Hi (gh?)", the one and only "treetop" is still A.W.O.L. So if anyone has any contact details for him, please do contact him and ask him to look in - and if you are able to reach him, please PM me first, so that I can give you my contact details to pass on to him (or PM me his contact details so that I can try to talk him back into rejoining the fold). I mean, godsdamnit, Screwball can't spread the hippyness all by his lonesome, now. Can he?
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Palinka wrote: I mean, godsdamnit, Screwball can't spread the hippyness all by his lonesome, now. Can he?
Hell no I can't. I'm too stoned to do shit most of the time.

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Screwball wrote:
Palinka wrote: I mean, godsdamnit, Screwball can't spread the hippyness all by his lonesome, now. Can he?
Hell no I can't. I'm too stoned to do shit most of the time.



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I think the one called "treetop" is on my facebook list. What was his real name?
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