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Re: I nominate Savage for Queen B

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Savage = Queen b
fo sho!!!

and I drink some of that b to her! she makes this board seem like home to me.


added: is just read the b stands for booze. how did I think it stood for bourbon? i just did
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Re: I nominate Savage for Queen B

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AYE!


Lady Savage knows things...



...such as drinking and baking and being true to her man.


These are art forms, you know


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Re: I nominate Savage for Queen B

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I am in tears here, melting my mascara. And, I am all about the tiara

I have two. Because, there are formal, and semi-formal occasions.
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Re: I nominate Savage for Queen B

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And could my tiara have purple jewels?. Because, purple, ya know.
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Re: I nominate Savage for Queen B

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Savage wrote:And could my tiara have purple jewels?...
You can have whatever colours and accoutrements you want*, Dear Lady S.



*This is because like most officers you'll be expected to provide and pay for your own dress uniform.
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Re: I nominate Savage for Queen B

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I baked a cherry pie today (George Washington and all that, ya know), and my dress uniform is, of course, purple velvet, Sir Palink.
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

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Grace O'Malley wrote:I've been s*ber for 19 months. (Sigh)
And you are???
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Re: I nominate Savage for Queen B

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Oh, and because of the upcoming chemo and radiation, I ordered a burgundy velvet turban to wear with my burgundy velvet dress that I only bought because Herr Grumpster likes red, so I can look decent at our anniversary dinner (December 19), since I'm pretty sure I will still have no hair. And at that date, I will shamelessly consume baby cow meat. Gotta love Dattilos. Bummer is, with chemo and rado, no alchohol. Quel horror! I shall tough it out, however. And actually, since our anns will probably be past the six week horror, maybe I can have some of Joseph's wine. We'll see.
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Re: I nominate Savage for Queen B

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Savage wrote:...Quel horror!...
WTF?
Drink!
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Re: I nominate Savage for Queen B

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From this here ignoble savage to a Noble Lady Savage,

We are all Savages with you, dear Lady.

You will conquer.

This is home.

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Re: I nominate Savage for Queen B

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You've got my vote, If we are having a Queen then it has to be savage :)
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

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Welcome back BF, if that is who you really are.

Cheers!
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

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Wow cool! BF is back on the vessel, my day just went from shitty to (an albeit exited) medium shitty
Drink!
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Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

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oettinger wrote:Wow cool! BF is back on the vessel, my day just went from shitty to (an albeit exited) medium shitty
If one person could chart the course towards the Island of Blackout,

and then arrive back upon the shores of sane and non-soberous humanity,

...well,

Admirable Badfellow, hand me the map!


i wil seek treasure





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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze

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