Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!

[mistah willies]

Have a wet T-Day, you drunks!

This here Drunkard Injun, I'm thankful for the participation of all of you Mighty Modern Drunkards upon this vessel that is headed toward the elusive but easily found Island of Blackout.

We are these:

Originals, who continue to hold the guard and drink the hold; intermediate summina bastidges who keep the ballasts and sails full, and the new, fresh crew mates.

DRINK!

Drink well?

Hey, well drinks get the job done. Drink deeply and thank you for tipping.

[Earl]

Happy Thanksgiving everybody. Whether your with family or friends, or on another solo mission, I know there's one thing we wont be without. Made a batch of apple wine for those in the fam who wont touch the likker, enjoying some QC tastes as we speak. Have a great day!

[Dear Booze]

Thanksgiving Day Pro Tip: Some grandmothers dislike the word "cunt".

[Artful Drunktective]

Thanksgiving Day Pro Tip: Some grandmothers dislike the word "cunt".

Really? Mine doesn't seem to mind it. Not even when I call her one.

[mistah willies]

Thanksgiving Day Pro Tip: Some grandmothers dislike the word "cunt".

Really? Mine doesn't seem to mind it. Not even when I call her one.

Each and every cunt must be properly seasoned, prepared, and then basted every 20 minutes.

Otherwise, the old bird will poof dust when you get a good mouthful.

Gravy shooters around.

Drink!

[ThirstyDrunk]

I took a few hours out of my day to visit kin, ate some good traditional thanksgiving fare, shoot the shit, but the entire time I was thinking of all the liquor I purchased for this weekend. I don't really care for the holidays so I'm kicking off the season BLITZENED!
And you should learn to respect your elders you yabbos.
Cheers

[RIPT2.0]

I spent the day watching my Dad, who just got out of the hospital, wheeze and dry heave. I did get to drink some of his gin and eat turkey but it wasn't a stellar T Day by any means.

[oettinger]

Ah shit, sorry to hear that Sammy. Here`s to hope he recovers soon.

[Patchez]

Off yesterday with the usual festivities including listen to Alice's Restaurant. Had to fucking work today though. That sucked.

[Artful Drunktective]

So let's hear it. Whatcha doin' for T-Day? Hopefully not Black Friday. Post all your holiday plans here fellow drunkards!

[scream ale]

Just the almost traditional meatloaf with a side of some kind of potato and a day long beer party. I have no use for black Friday. No xmas no problems. Cheers people.

[Nausea]

So let's hear it. Whatcha doin' for T-Day? Hopefully not Black Friday. Post all your holiday plans here fellow drunkards!

Eating with the family, then working a short shift.

[Badfellow]

Might microwave a burrito.

[Dear Booze]

A Thanksgiving Day Prayer.

Thanks for Wild Turkey and Whistle Pig and Buffalo Trace and American Spirit and Red Man Chew. And while were at it, Jeep Cherokees, Washington Redskins, Atlanta Braves, Chicago Blackhawks, and the Indian Motorcycle company.

Thanks for the right to never have to bare responsibility for our own actions. May God bless those who won't be held responsible for their own obesity, debt, and bad behavior.

Thanks for the right to act like an asshole, and the right to criticize others who act like other kinds of assholes

Thanks for the right to pout and to act like a little bitch when things don't go our way.

Thanks for the ability to be judgemental about the way others live.

Thanks for the privledge to have as many fucking kids as we want. And thanks to those anonymous people who often pay for their food clothing and shelter.

Thanks for the ability to sue anyone for anything at any time. And thanks for the attorneys who represent anyone who wants to sue anyone else.

Thanks for both major political parties and for the discernment to recognize that the other side is ignorant, uneducated, fat, and led like a bull with a ring in his nose by the evil leaders of that other stupid political party.

Thanks for the right to protest things we don't understand and to hate those who disagree with us.

Thanks for the ability to hate. Period.

Thanks for a four-day weekend to spend ignoring the incredible mess made in our kitchens while, instead, getting crippling drunk with the people who are more family than family.

[Badfellow]

Thanks for the right to act like an asshole, and the right to criticize others who act like other kinds of assholes

What other kinds of assholes are there exactly?

Well, let's see... there's cat assholes, dog assholes, fish assholes, turkey assholes, wild turkey, jive-ass turkey assholes, black bear assholes, brown bear assholes, panda bear assholes, frog assholes, chupacabra assholes, jackelope assholes, pikachu assholes, wampa assholes, xenomorph assholes and mutant assholes.

There are also Athiest assholes, Aministic assholes, Agnostic assholes, Christian assholes, Jewish assholes, Islamic assholes, Hindu assholes, Buddhist assholes, Shinto assholes, I'ching assholes, P'Chaahist assholes, Bahá'ì Faith assholes, garlic hating Krishna assholes, Druid assholes, greasy Televangical assholes, Sceintology assholes, Festivus assholes, C'thulist assholes, Zensuni assholes, Zoroastrian assholes and Zyzzyx assholes...