I'm oh so sure you're still going to handle that properly. Don't panic, just get angry. Angrier I meant.Savage wrote:The Grumpy slept through the alarm, and so had to take my car to work. HELL-FUCKING-O! It is the Tuesday before the Thursday-giving! So now, my elderly parents did not get taken care of, I have not purchased the veggies and fruit and so forth and so on for our TDAY feast. AAARGH! And, we have no damn bourbon. I bet any jury in the USA would exonerate me.
I'm firing up the chainsaw.
Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!
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Re: Thanksgiving panic
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Re: turkey day
Happy Thanksgiving and dead Kennedy day to all our American Drunkards.
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Re: Thanksgiving panic
I found an old home video of a Thanksgiving past at the Thirsty Drunk house. Great fun.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d93_1353615420
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d93_1353615420
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Re: Thanksgiving panic
ThirstyDrunk wrote:I found an old home video of a Thanksgiving past at the Thirsty Drunk house. Great fun.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d93_1353615420
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Re: turkey day
mission accomplished. that was fun. cheers, all!
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Re: turkey day
Round 2 in three hours with the rest of the wife's family.
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Re: turkey day
uga/ga tech game about to start. The Redhead and the m.i.l. out on a beer run. dinner with friends we haven't seen in months tonight. this thanksgiving thing is okay.
Stupid should hurt.
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I am growing jealous of your nice family life more everyday. Pray that Thirsty never put the final touch on his corporeal exchanging device, because you are in great danger of waking up in the middle of western France wondering why the house is so filthy all of a sudden. Both cars have a full tank by the way, don't thank me, and please don't forget to show up at the barracks on Monday or they'll send my old drill sergeant after you and the dude is now old, he might want to end it as fast as possible. He's vicious.Wingman wrote:uga/ga tech game about to start. The Redhead and the m.i.l. out on a beer run. dinner with friends we haven't seen in months tonight. this thanksgiving thing is okay.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: turkey day
child's play.Mr Boozificator wrote: waking up in the middle of western France wondering why the house is so filthy all of a sudden. Both cars have a full tank by the way, don't thank me, and please don't forget to show up at the barracks on Monday or they'll send my old drill sergeant after you and the dude is now old, he might want to end it as fast as possible. He's vicious.
even this fourm isn't safe for details on how The Redhead likes it (she's viscious), and when your cell phone goes off, make sure to take the milan (the silver car) to the fire; gear is in the trunk. take The Child to school every day, and make sure to drill him on baseball; none of that cricket shit (or whatever you people play). oh, and if you're late for work on monday, they'll fire you, and then you'll be on the street. cheers!
actually, T.R. said you could come cook something franch in our kitchen. bring the giant, though he may need to stay in the yard.
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: turkey day
There should be a show about that kind of exchange, where are the TV producers when you need them.Wingman wrote:child's play.Mr Boozificator wrote: waking up in the middle of western France wondering why the house is so filthy all of a sudden. Both cars have a full tank by the way, don't thank me, and please don't forget to show up at the barracks on Monday or they'll send my old drill sergeant after you and the dude is now old, he might want to end it as fast as possible. He's vicious.
even this fourm isn't safe for details on how The Redhead likes it (she's viscious), and when your cell phone goes off, make sure to take the milan (the silver car) to the fire; gear is in the trunk. take The Child to school every day, and make sure to drill him on baseball; none of that cricket shit (or whatever you people play). oh, and if you're late for work on monday, they'll fire you, and then you'll be on the street. cheers!
actually, T.R. said you could come cook something franch in our kitchen. bring the giant, though he may need to stay in the yard.
Is it legit to run and then kick people in the nuts at baseball?
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: turkey day
during a slide, yes.Mr Boozificator wrote: Is it legit to run and then kick people in the nuts at baseball?
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Re: turkey day
Wingman wrote:during a slide, yes.Mr Boozificator wrote: Is it legit to run and then kick people in the nuts at baseball?
Ty Cobb used to make a show of sharpening his cleats while the other side was warming up.
Stole a lot of bses in his day.
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Re: turkey day
But a lousy human!
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Re: turkey day
So was Denny McClain. But they were great and revered Tigers. And Drunks.Palinka wrote:But a lousy human!