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Artful Drunktective
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by Artful Drunktective »
Quoted from the topic: Drinking, saggy titties and general boredom.
Palinka (RIP) wrote: ↑Fri Apr 24, 2015 2:06 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:I don't remember posting this. Last thing i remember is oettinger in/on his bed.
Well, oettinger certainly fits all three categories of your thread title.
So there you have it. Three new facts about oettinger via Palinka. HA!
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Artful Drunktective
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by Artful Drunktective »
He has a million rolls of Scotch tape but doesn't believe in owning a tape dispenser.
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One of is many Nobel credits is discovery of the wet fart.
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by oettinger »
ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Thu Jun 25, 2020 3:55 pm
One of is many Nobel credits is discovery of the wet fart.
We call it the shartinger
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His middle name is vodka.
He broke his nose while picking some hardcore, death metal boogers.
He is a German. And while he can't help being born that way, he's still a German.
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by oettinger »
Badfellow wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 2:44 pm
He is a German. And while he can't help being born that way, he's still a German.
No cure for that, I try really hard to wash it out my system though
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He love's both Short Circuit movies.
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He bought all of his Slayer hoodies from his favorite store, Hot Topic.
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by scream ale »
He sings "Deutschland Uber Alles" in English to the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle".
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TheDrunkardAnglo
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by TheDrunkardAnglo »
Oettinger is actually D.B. Cooper, he has been living as a German in Germany as an extraordinarily elaborate ruse to evade the FBI.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
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by oettinger »
TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:52 pm
Oettinger is actually D.B. Cooper, he has been living as a German in Germany as an extraordinarily elaborate ruse to evade the FBI.
2000 trillion Reichmarks in the bavarian Alps somewhere up for grabs
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by Badfellow »
He's currently compiling his memoirs:
Mein Drunkarrhea Kamph.
Muslims occasionally mistake his head for the dome of a mosque. With a ponytail.
scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:04 pm
He sings "Deutschland Uber Alles" in English to the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle".
Can confirm. Though his Axel Rose impression comes off more like Cartman from South Park.
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by machinehead »
Harsh facts about Oettinger
Is a catchy title too
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by Badfellow »
Found a rare clip of him
on the job and drinking his customary lunch of Famous Grouse.
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Nausea
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by Nausea »
Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2020 2:02 pm
Found a rare clip of him
on the job and drinking his customary lunch of Famous Grouse.
Did he died?
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