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He has held the title of Schnitzel Meister since 2009.
I had to wrestle that title away from my father. Yes, I beat an old man over schnitzel. I regret nothing.

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Wait, you guys wrestled with schnitzel?
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He has also held the Hide the Bratwurst title since "03.
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We learned that he doesn't know what a Louisville Slugger is.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Oct 18, 2020 4:20 am
We learned that he doesn't know what a Louisville Slugger is.
Wow! So this is the inside poop. Get it here first!
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He has a collection of baywatch dvds and he uses it to jerk off. He jerks off to male actorsparticularly david hasselhoff

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He has a collection of baywatch dvds and he uses it to jerk off. He jerks off to male actorsparticularly david hasselhoff
Yeah, I always had a hunch he was secretly gay. I guess the truth will out!
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Lush City wrote:
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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:35 am
He has a collection of baywatch dvds and he uses it to jerk off. He jerks off to male actorsparticularly david hasselhoff
Yeah, I always had a hunch he was secretly gay. I guess the truth will out!
Just shut up and kiss me!
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:37 am
Lush City wrote:
Sat Oct 24, 2020 10:50 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:35 am
He has a collection of baywatch dvds and he uses it to jerk off. He jerks off to male actorsparticularly david hasselhoff
Yeah, I always had a hunch he was secretly gay. I guess the truth will out!
Just shut up and kiss me!
Ain't nothing gay about good long wet man to man tongueing!

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Ewwwwwww, nasty.
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Badfellow wrote:
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees nice
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Oettinger got together with the band Slayer and shot a promo as the poster child for Butt Cancer Awareness Week. Just wait until the public finds out he faked his case of full blown crusty brown-eye just for the groupies and donations to his vodka/Marlboro/toilet paper funds.

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He plays guitar for the 80s band Kajagoogoo.

Despite oettinger's affection for metal music, his secret favorite band actually IS Kajagoogoo.
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He plays guitar for the 80s band Kajagoogoo.

Despite oettinger's affection for metal music, his secret favorite band actually IS Kajagoogoo.
That`s a deadly lie, I hate that band and esp. the singer. Douchebag needs to die
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He once ran out of toilet paper and had to wipe his ass with the crusty socks that he was wearing.
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