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Mr. Viking wrote:he puts food cat on his pizza
I put dog cat on my pasta shit
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He is a direct link to Sasquatch.
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Patchez wrote:He is a direct link to Sasquatch.
Hey uncle slow-brain doesn`t like it when you call him that way
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he has a shard of ice where his heart ought to be
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He was on the news one time for getting hit by a tire at a monster truck rally.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:He was on the news one time for getting hit by a tire at a monster truck rally.
Eh please don`t tell everyone otherwise I`ll let everyone know that you were driving and how your lawnmower strangely became a monster truck in your twisted mind.
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oettinger wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:He was on the news one time for getting hit by a tire at a monster truck rally.
Eh please don`t tell everyone otherwise I`ll let everyone know that you were driving and how your lawnmower strangely became a monster truck in your twisted mind.
It was still a RALLY! Get off the track you drunk!
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
oettinger wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:He was on the news one time for getting hit by a tire at a monster truck rally.
Eh please don`t tell everyone otherwise I`ll let everyone know that you were driving and how your lawnmower strangely became a monster truck in your twisted mind.
It was still a RALLY! Get off the track you drunk!
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He is a member of backstreet boys. Literaly. He sleeps in the backstreets with the boys! Drunk and full of cheap beer farts.
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Wherever he goes, he beats his path with a soft brush.
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He spends his Sundays visiting churches and singing hymns, when he is not busy composing classical music that is.
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He became a global mod by reporting all of Thirsty`s posts to the FBI
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He could sell a frog to a deaf man.
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His favorite pianist is Liberace's
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His favorite penis is Ron Jeremy's.
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