little known facts about Oettinger
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whiskeyprick
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
he's peed more beer than you spillted reading this thread
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he can't log in, fucker xD
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He drinks orange juice with champagne, not vice versa
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Sight of his balding penis made girlfriend puke all night. (might've been something she ate as well)
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
he loves painting more than life itself
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
oldsmartskunk wrote:Sight of his balding penis made girlfriend puke all night. (might've been something she ate as well)
Wait, if you have hair on your penis, aren't you, like, related to Bigfoot? (or am I just naive?)
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Your not naive, just precise. Whereas your tree of life starts with ascorbid acid billions of years ago mine starts with a hairy foot and a bottle of vodka, 250 years ago.SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:oldsmartskunk wrote:Sight of his balding penis made girlfriend puke all night. (might've been something she ate as well)
Wait, if you have hair on your penis, aren't you, like, related to Bigfoot? (or am I just naive?)
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He coks with bare feet. If he was also pregant, he would make a fine french maid.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
his grandfather was a sturmführer with the ss
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Wow! It's all out war on the rat faced boy. Never thought I would see it but it's happening.
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Yes, what a country!oettinger wrote:What an asshole
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
I'm pretty sure he is a hairy manatee (not a fact just speculation - and roundness comes from vodka)
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
At the tender age of 8 years old he translated the book "The Chrysanthemum and the Sword" into mandarin.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He starred in the musical Shock Treatment.