little known facts about Oettinger

[oettinger]

He cried when Hans Gruber died.

That was the last time I watched die hard.
Goner was a friend

[Badfellow]

Goner was a friend

No, your thinking of your other buddy Hans Goober. Or was his name Hand Solo?

[Badfellow]

Oettinger once confused the Baader Meinhof Gang with the Apple Dumpling Gang, and to this day still believes Don Knotts is radical leftist.

[mistah willies]

Oett talks in his sleep, but this is when he leaves the Skype on.

Shhh.

Don't tell him I said this.

After he walks the dogs, he comes back with empty leashes and bloody teeth, and then has to go buy more tiny dogs in the morning.

shhh...


Don't tell his girlfriend.


She doesn't know this.

[Badfellow]

On weekends, Oettinger plays drums in a Scorpions cover band. His favorite song is the "Rock You Like A Hurricane Polka".

[ThirstyDrunk]

If you walk a mile in his shoes, you end up at a liquor store.

[Badfellow]

He made North Korean vodka an international sport.

[Bur]

He actually looks like Ryan Reynolds, but applies heavy make up and practical effects to distract everyone.

[oettinger]

He actually looks like Ryan Reynolds, but applies heavy make up and practical effects to distract everyone.

Ryan Reynolds looks like Colin Farrell and both look like a cheap russian spin-off of me.

[Bur]

He does wear pants.

[ThirstyDrunk]

He is faster than a laser bullet
Louder than an atom bomb
Chromium plated boiling metal
Brighter than a thousand suns

[Frankennietzsche]

Ima get that tattooooed on my lower back

[Badfellow]

He puts cat food on his pizza.

[oettinger]

He puts cat food on his pizza.

Wrong!
I put pizza on my cat food! HAHA

[Mr. Viking]

he puts food cat on his pizza