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scream ale wrote:
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There is definitely an ongoing pattern here. But this is assuming that oett actually showers.
If only MDM sold bars of soap.
Whiskey and rum scented soaps would be sweet.
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Also he doesn't know how to make an avocado sauce.
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Avocados are very foreign to the Germans. And we all know how Germans treat foreigners.
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He has fumbled baby Yoda.

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His "tits" aren't real tits!

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His "tits" aren't real tits!
What?
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Badfellow wrote:
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His "tits" aren't real tits!
What?
It's true. Oetts sweater meat is really just two guinea pigs taped to his chest.
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There is nothing fake about Oett’s moobs. He has to wear a sports bra now when he dances the schuhplattler.
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There is nothing fake about Oett’s moobs. He has to wear a sports bra now when he dances the schuhplattler.
Ja und when he tances die polka in his traditional Bavarian dirndl dress, he must wear a push-up bra. You know, St. Pauli girl style.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 10:10 am
There is nothing fake about Oett’s moobs. He has to wear a sports bra now when he dances the schuhplattler.
Ja und when he tances die polka in his traditional Bavarian dirndl dress, he must wear a push-up bra. You know, St. Pauli girl style.
More like St. Hairy Guy. Carrying a bunch of vodka bottles in a death grip.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 10:10 am
There is nothing fake about Oett’s moobs. He has to wear a sports bra now when he dances the schuhplattler.
He won #1st place of the national German schuhplattler contest. I do think the moobs did help a lot with that.
But who am I being all judgemental. Maybe just mental. That's all folks.

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Back in high school, his nazi youth gym teacher was none other than Old Dale who really motivated Oetts to reach for the eye of the tiger. Yes, young noodle-armed Oettinger would struggle up the rope climb with Old Dale down below barking words of nonsense and encouragement…

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He listens to this on repeat when he works out.
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Eins Zwei Polizei, mein Favorit song! Ja!
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His hobbies include taking vodka naps and falling out of chairs.
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The Devil has a special role for him in Hell: 69ing all of the male homophobes that just arrived.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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