little known facts about Oettinger

[oldsmartskunk]

Champagne Dom Perignon is actually made out of oettinger's dehydrated piss collected during a full moon, on Sunday morning!

[Bur]

Champagne Dom Perignon is actually made out of oettinger's dehydrated piss collected during a full moon, on Sunday morning!

I knew it!

By the alcohol content that is.

[AntonArkydivich]

I had that here in Bangkok. Had to pay the ladyboy extra though.

[mistah willies]

That Oett shows up only on the weekends because he saves his bottles all week for redemption and spends the money on internet.

redemption? The Lord never returns his calls. Sorry Oett. You scared him off.

[Bur]

Oettinger invinted card games.

[Patchez]

He once taught robots to love. It got ugly early.

[oettinger]

Oettinger invinted card games.

That`s too nice of you, but it was just one round of strip poker at the retirement home before the nurses found out and called the police.

[ThirstyDrunk]

He comforts the afflicted and afflicts the comfortable.

[oettinger]

Is the only person able to distinguish between a pile of hot vomit and a thirsty post

[ThirstyDrunk]

Is the only person able to distinguish between a pile of hot vomit and a thirsty post

No distinguishable difference.

[Badfellow]

He lives near a "Jewish mosque".

[mistah willies]

He lives near a "Jewish mosque".

Sir, you have mentioned this sentence that the Oett said to Palinka on that Skype thing.

Dammit, I cannot reckymember what was P.'s response.

[oettinger]

He lives near a "Jewish mosque".

Sir, you have mentioned this sentence that the Oett said to Palinka on that Skype thing.

Dammit, I cannot reckymember what was P.'s response.

That`s a little know fact that I didn`t know about. Nice!

[Patchez]

I heard toilet paper is endangered in his presence.

[Badfellow]

He cried when Hans Gruber died.