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If he was to play a song to seduce a woman, it would be Rock You Like a Hurricane by the German band, Scorpions. And he would think it's romantic.
Wait, are you saying it's not?!

What about Jeepster For your Love, Friends in Low Places?!

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Wuppingham Palace
Wupperdelphia, Wuppernnatti, Wupperchester

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Scorpions- Rock You Like A Wuppercaine

Guns n Roses- Wuppertite For Destruction

Def Leppard- Wuppermania
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Wupper Shoals, Wuppcaster
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Wuppachussetts
New Wuppshire
Wuppsylvania

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In an alternate reality, Oettinger lives in America and is named Gene A. Reno. At this very moment, another multiversal version of himself is driving down the roads of Death Valley in his ‘94 Ford Taurus station wagon singing along to AC/DC Highway To Hell.
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Badfellow wrote:
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At this very moment, Oettinger lives in America and is named Gene A. Reno and hes sitting in a walmart parking lot pretending hes driving down the roads of Death Valley in his ‘94 Ford Taurus station wagon singing along to AC/DC Highway To Hell.
Fixed that for ya

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Yeah, you all forgot Wuppersdorp. You probably forgot the time we met there and drank the pubs dry. Then the Nazis shot us!
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Oettinger is getting tea bagged In an hour or so

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Oettinger is getting tea bagged In an hour or so
What ol’ krauty pants really needs is a good pudhammering.
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Why the dumping on Oettinger?

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
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Why the dumping on Oettinger?
Busting balls is a time honored tradition.

We love him. That's the jist of it anyhow. We take the piss because we care.
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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Thu Jun 24, 2021 6:40 pm
Why the dumping on Oettinger?
It's not dumping . I've come to visit him, so hence some tea bagging is in order

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That’s right, friends!

The Lothario of Lithuania, Mr. Old$mart$lut himself, is visiting the picturesque German hamlet of Wupperwaldenheimerschmidt for a few day of recreational, blackout level drinking with his hosts Oettz and the AD. Of course, the couch will need to be tested for STDs after he leaves.
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Vodkatal, home to the drunk and excluded. OSK is here and a lot of passing out is taking place
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