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Merchant Seaman
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by Merchant Seaman » Thu Jun 17, 2021 3:59 pm
Wait, are you saying it's not?!
What about Jeepster For your Love, Friends in Low Places?!
scream ale
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by scream ale » Thu Jun 17, 2021 4:59 pm
Wupperdelphia, Wuppernnatti, Wupperchester
Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
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by Badfellow » Fri Jun 18, 2021 7:28 am
Scorpions- Rock You Like A Wuppercaine
Guns n Roses- Wuppertite For Destruction
Def Leppard- Wuppermania
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Patchez
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by Patchez » Fri Jun 18, 2021 9:23 am
Wupper Shoals, Wuppcaster
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
scream ale
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by scream ale » Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:59 am
Wuppachussetts
New Wuppshire
Wuppsylvania
Badfellow
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by Badfellow » Sat Jun 19, 2021 8:04 am
In an alternate reality, Oettinger lives in America and is named Gene A. Reno. At this very moment, another multiversal version of himself is driving down the roads of Death Valley in his ‘94 Ford Taurus station wagon singing along to AC/DC Highway To Hell.
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scream ale
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by scream ale » Sat Jun 19, 2021 9:09 am
Badfellow wrote: ↑ Sat Jun 19, 2021 8:04 am
At this very moment, Oettinger lives in America and is named Gene A. Reno and hes sitting in a walmart parking lot pretending hes driving down the roads of Death Valley in his ‘94 Ford Taurus station wagon singing along to AC/DC Highway To Hell.
Fixed that for ya
Lush City
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by Lush City » Sun Jun 20, 2021 10:34 pm
Yeah, you all forgot Wuppersdorp. You probably forgot the time we met there and drank the pubs dry. Then the Nazis shot us!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
oldsmartskunk
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by oldsmartskunk » Thu Jun 24, 2021 5:55 am
Oettinger is getting tea bagged In an hour or so
Badfellow
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by Badfellow » Thu Jun 24, 2021 10:52 am
oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑ Thu Jun 24, 2021 5:55 am
Oettinger is getting tea bagged In an hour or so
What ol’ krauty pants really needs is a good pudhammering.
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Merchant Seaman
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by Merchant Seaman » Thu Jun 24, 2021 6:40 pm
Why the dumping on Oettinger?
Patchez
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by Patchez » Thu Jun 24, 2021 6:57 pm
Busting balls is a time honored tradition.
We love him. That's the jist of it anyhow. We take the piss because we care.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
oldsmartskunk
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by oldsmartskunk » Fri Jun 25, 2021 7:00 am
It's not dumping . I've come to visit him, so hence some tea bagging is in order
Badfellow
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by Badfellow » Fri Jun 25, 2021 8:56 am
That’s right, friends!
The Lothario of Lithuania, Mr. Old$mart$lut himself, is visiting the picturesque German hamlet of Wupperwaldenheimerschmidt for a few day of recreational, blackout level drinking with his hosts Oettz and the AD. Of course, the couch will need to be tested for STDs after he leaves.
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oettinger
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by oettinger » Sat Jun 26, 2021 2:04 pm
Vodkatal, home to the drunk and excluded. OSK is here and a lot of passing out is taking place
Drink!