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Nausea wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 6:59 pm
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Wed Jul 29, 2020 2:02 pm
Found a rare clip of him on the job and drinking his customary lunch of Famous Grouse.
Did he died?
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 2:02 pm
Found a rare clip of him on the job and drinking his customary lunch of Famous Grouse.
I've seen him walk like that and fall down many o' times (in addition to the recent face-plant incident). Kinda unfun when there are sharp counter-top edges and furry creatures in the wake of destruction. At least when he's down, he's DOWN.
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I`m not british though
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I`m not british though
Nope, that guy is definitely from Wupperdorf. Even looks a bit like you, especially the stumbly falling down part.
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Oettinger owns two sets of skivvies: there's the regular old, gently yellowed tighty whiteys for weekday use.

Then there's the weekend party set, a pair of custom crafted Slayer hosen, color black, made from Kevlar reinforced Nomex material. The high-stress "danger zone" around the chode and blowhole have been further reinforced with ablative adamantium alloy plating, engraved with an inverted pentagram and the inscription "Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot".

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Badfellow wrote:
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Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:45 pm
I`m not british though
Nope, that guy is definitely from Wupperdorf. Even looks a bit like you, especially the stumbly falling down part.
Showing off some serious dance moves in that video just before nap time.

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He has an extensive collection of antique German Hummel figurines. He is trying to find out if they make replicas today only out of action heroes such as Schwarzenegger and Stallone.

This one. Are they waving good bye or uh..."heiling" a cab?


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Looks at the stars hun, look
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They're waving goodbye and saying thanks for all the schnitzel.

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Their names are handfull and beerfull
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Apparently he fucks opossums and calls it being a good social. Don't ask me. Multiple theories.
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He's a former autistic child. So there is hope!
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He has held the title of Schnitzel Meister since 2009.

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scream ale wrote:
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He has held the title of Schnitzel Meister since 2009.
I had to wrestle that title away from my father in schniztloff
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Lush City wrote:
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He's a former retarded child. So there is hope!
Fixed that for ya. Yes...there may be hope.
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