little known facts about Oettinger
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He’s not a good twerker. Don’t get me wrong, he has the ass for it. Certainly no shortage of ass on his end. But when he tries to shake it, the overall effect is somewhat stilted and mechanical like one of those animatronic monstrosities at Chuck E. Cheese. He’d really have something going if only his twerking were a bit more organic.
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Organic twerking is the only way to go. The stuff with the preservatives is just not healthy.
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You should join us in our Yoga group*Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:33 pmOrganic twerking is the only way to go. The stuff with the preservatives is just not healthy.
*we use it as an excuse to get away from life and get shitfaced on monday mornings
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Definitely a little known fact. Today oett said "I could bath in refried beans. Smear myself with it."
And yes he said "bath" not "bathe".
And yes he said "bath" not "bathe".
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He tried MDMA once and now dances in the mud naked at Rainbow Gatherings.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Fixed it.
He also does that shit-faced drunk at the annual Wacken Open Air metal music festival. He's renown around Schleswig-Holstein village for it.
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^ ^ ^ That clearly actual bathing never takes place? Unless it's a mud bath at gatherings of course.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
I believe leeches were involved.
cleansing leeches
cleansing leeches
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Always leech involvement. Is there any other way?
Wow I was totally wondering where you were, TD. I was going to quote your first post in this thread but got too lazy. And then you wrote and beat me to it.
Anyway, Thirsty D's first post in this thread basically kick-started the scrutiny of oett's "bathing" habits. There is definitely an ongoing pattern here. But this is assuming that oett actually showers.
I wonder if, 7 years later, this still reigns true. Hmm...
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
I didn’t realize that he got out of the shower to pee. That’s classy.
His middle name is Slayinger. It’s ancestral, or incestual, I get those two words mixed up.
His middle name is Slayinger. It’s ancestral, or incestual, I get those two words mixed up.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
If only MDM sold bars of soap.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 7:38 amThere is definitely an ongoing pattern here. But this is assuming that oett actually showers.
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Yeah really. Too bad that wasn't included in the MDM drunkard gift basket I got him for Christmas.scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:12 amIf only MDM sold bars of soap.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 7:38 amThere is definitely an ongoing pattern here. But this is assuming that oett actually showers.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Remember the scene in First Blood when they take Rambo to jail and spray him down with a firehose?
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