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If he was to play a song to seduce a woman, it would be Rock You Like a Hurricane by the German band, Scorpions. And he would think it's romantic.
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If he was to play a song to seduce a woman, it would be Rock You Like a Hurricane by the German band, Scorpions. And he would think it's romantic.
This is 100% true. Nailed it. No joke. This is one of three songs that must be played at his funeral.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:57 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:16 am
If he was to play a song to seduce a woman, it would be Rock You Like a Hurricane by the German band, Scorpions. And he would think it's romantic.
This is 100% true. Nailed it. No joke. This is one of three songs that must be played at his funeral.

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scream ale wrote:
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This is 100% true. Nailed it. No joke. This is one of three TV series that must be played at his funeral.
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The other two being Gumby and Golden Girls.

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The other two being him doing the older Golden Girls.
That`s just sick, sick, sick, SICK.

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scream ale wrote:
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The other two being him doing the older Golden Girls.
Sometimes alcohol and meth don`t explain my love for the Golden Girls

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His father is Colonel Klink. "Hogan! Ver is Hogan? Bring me Hogan!"
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His father is Colonel Klink. "Hogan! Ver is Hogan? Bring me Hogan!"
My mother`s side Nazi granfather looked like that. And some Himmler mixed in
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Gotta wonder where that finger has been.
And where it's going.

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These are some of the many cities, Städte, Dörfer, und villages that der oettinger has lived in:

Please note that this almost comprehensive list was collaborated predominantly by Badfellow, Patchez, Dear Booze, and yours truly, but surely you drunkards know of other places der oett has lived so please contribute. Danke!

Wupperdorf, Wupperdale, Wupperreah, Wupperdeaux, Wupperdelphia, Wupper City, Wupperville, Wupper's Corners, Wupper Heights near the woods of Wupper GroveIt's, Wupperwill (like the bird), Wupper Estates, Wupperington, Wupperberg, Wupp-Wupp City, Wupperapolis, Wupperstein, Wup-Town-if you be down, Wupperbach, Wupperstadt, Wuppinger, Wupperich, Wuppervaria, Wuppnich, Wupperheim, Wupperfeld, Am wupper, Bad am Wupper, Le Wuppschelle, Aix-en-Wupprovence, Wuppminster, Wuppchester, Wupptecestershire, Wuppingham, St. Wuppgartt, Wuppohama, Wuppakawa, Wuppagawa, Wuppazaki, Wuppasahi, Wuppolulu, Wuppalani, Wuppakakai, Mauna Wuppa, Wuppley Downs, Wupphampton, Wupperson, Wupperberry, Wuppgarden, Wuppfield, Wupperford, Wuppergarten, Wupperwalden, Wupperworld (Amusement Park), Wupscow, The Wupper Keys, San Wuppertal Province, Wuppladesh, Saudi Wupperia, Wuppkhazistan, Wuppghanistan, Wupperstan, Wuppuania, Wupperwilnius, Wuppersnapper, Wuppladesh, Bosnia & Wuppegovina, San Pedro De Wupper, Los Wuppertos, Wupperßen, Playa del Wupper, Ciudad Wupperdez, Santa Wuppertal, Nuevo Wupez, Bello Wuppertaliano, Wupp-on-Trent, Santo Wuppertingo, Stoke-on-Wupp, Wuppø, Wuppergrod, Santiago de los Wupperlleros, Wikipedia Wuppertez, Rio Wuppviera, Wuppervik, Nova Wuppertotia, Wuppenghai, La Isla Wuppernita, Les Wuppés, São Wuppao, San Wuppertaulo, Wupjing, Viet Wup, Pyongwup

Just to name a few.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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These are some of the many cities, Städte, Dörfer, und villages that der oettinger has lived in:

Please note that this almost comprehensive list was collaborated predominantly by Badfellow, Patchez, Dear Booze, and yours truly, but surely you drunkards know of other places der oett has lived so please contribute. Danke!

Wupperdorf, Wupperdale, Wupperreah, Wupperdeaux, Wupperdelphia...
Remember when he lived in Wupper on Tal; Wuppris; New Wupper City (remember the 1970s' ad campaign, "bite the big bregenwurst"?); Wuppersfield (home of the Wuppersfield sound); Woop Patch; and Wupperzona?
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The movie execs in the tinseltown of Deutschland known as "Wupperwood" have been pitched a new script…

Oetts Pottermann and the Liver of Stone: imagine young Oetts attending the Wupperworts Academy and getting into all sorts of misadventures. Through his love of drinking, young Oetts first learns the magic of bumwine & beans before graduating to vodka and discovering his true destiny. He narrowly defeats his furry, barking nemesis Lord Rambomort by passing out on the kitchen floor and dreaming about casseroles.

There’s a saga in the works, an entire planned franchise including Oetts Pottermann and the Hoodie of Slayer, Oetts Pottermann and the Drunken Twerk, and a possible musical adaptation with the working title of Oetts Pottermann ❤️ ABBA.

We’ve already discussed options with supergroup U2 to write the original soundtrack. "Any chance to hang in the Wup," said Bono. "It’s all for a good cause."
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