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little known facts about Oettinger
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Long overdue is Oettinger's updated weekly weekend shopping list. See if you can pack all the following items into a kamphpanzerwagenshoppingkart:
*Wodka, wodka, vodka und Wodka
*Anti-gefarten meds
*Swanson Hungry Herr TV Schnitzel Dinner
*Vier zitronen
*Edible lederhosen
*Bayer hamorroiden-creme
*Katzenfutter
*Pizza
*Katzenfutter
*Pizza
*Wodka
*A bag of Wupperdorf's Best flaked dehydrated sauerkraut
*Beta-Max cassette tape of The NBA's Wackiest Rapes and Bloopers
*Wodka, wodka, vodka und Wodka
*Anti-gefarten meds
*Swanson Hungry Herr TV Schnitzel Dinner
*Vier zitronen
*Edible lederhosen
*Bayer hamorroiden-creme
*Katzenfutter
*Pizza
*Katzenfutter
*Pizza
*Wodka
*A bag of Wupperdorf's Best flaked dehydrated sauerkraut
*Beta-Max cassette tape of The NBA's Wackiest Rapes and Bloopers
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
If only edible Bayer hamorroiden-creme existed.
Re: little known facts about Oettinger
You need that stuff real bad, huh?
Look: I know a guy who knows a guy.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
It’s Rumple Minze flavor and it’s borderline edible. You can also use it to decorate cakes or as icing on your strudel.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Ja, toaster strudel!
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
I lived it here in the 5th judicial district of Colorado
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
You were a victim again? 'Cause weren't you roofied before?
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
My sister's ex husband was murdered on Main St Breckenridge around the same time. same prosecutor. Guess which case got more coverage.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Mar 21, 2022 12:28 amYou were a victim again? 'Cause weren't you roofied before?whiskeyprick wrote: ↑Sun Mar 20, 2022 9:12 pmI lived it here in the 5th judicial district of Colorado
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So sorry to hear that. I hope the person responsible was caught. I am actually an advocate for lesser known and under-reported cases that need recognition. It's complete b.s.that only the rich and pretty people are considered important enough for media coverage. I guess their lives matter more than us lowly folks.whiskeyprick wrote: ↑Sun Mar 27, 2022 10:12 pmMy sister's ex husband was murdered on Main St Breckenridge around the same time. same prosecutor. Guess which case got more coverage.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Mar 21, 2022 12:28 amYou were a victim again? 'Cause weren't you roofied before?whiskeyprick wrote: ↑Sun Mar 20, 2022 9:12 pm
I lived it here in the 5th judicial district of Colorado
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
I think that kid actually was oettinger in the commercial "back in the day" when he had hair.
Mmm...Toaster Strudels...
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