Goddamn. Gag me with a spoon!!! This makes me even more homophobic. Sorry, just don't get it. Men are ugly. They look like monkeys and they smell! Women are beautiful and smooth and curvy. That's my take.
little known facts about Oettinger
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Actual recreation of footage of Oldsmartskunk:oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 10:24 amAin't nothing gay about good long wet man to man tongueing!
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Yep, I'm a lesbian too.Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 10:46 pmGoddamn. Gag me with a spoon!!! This makes me even more homophobic. Sorry, just don't get it. Men are ugly. They look like monkeys and they smell! Women are beautiful and smooth and curvy. That's my take.oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 10:24 amAin't nothing gay about good long wet man to man tongueing!
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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This whole thread is nothing but a big jack off for Oettinger. I say lock the thread and let this narcissist find other ways to try and control our minds.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Yep, I seek control.
The only mind I can`t get a grip on is my very own. Cheers Lush
The only mind I can`t get a grip on is my very own. Cheers Lush
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Sometimes, late at night when everyone is sleeping, he masturbates to pictures of Gene Simmons... when his dog walks in to see what he's doing, whimpers and runs away he shouts "Don't run away I AM YOUR FATHER!"
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He copied and adapted Bruce Lee's Jeet kun do into Gene cunt dog , where he uses his tiny dog's doggothea as self defence tool.
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What?!!!oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:40 pmHe copied and adapted Bruce Lee's Jeet kun do into Gene cunt dog , where he uses his tiny dog's doggothea as self defence tool.
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Same here. I was like: I had no idea...Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:54 pmWhat?!!!oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:40 pmHe copied and adapted Bruce Lee's Jeet kun do into Gene cunt dog , where he uses his tiny dog's doggothea as self defence tool.
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His favorite delicacy is cat food casserole which Badfellow calls "Nein Lives".
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Oh, absolutely. You truly haven’t eaten until you’ve had his Fancy Feast Gravy Lovers Beef and Poultry casserole. Don’t tell anyone, but it’s even better than my grandmother’s recipe for Alpo loaf.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:16 amHis favorite delicacy is cat food casserole which Badfellow calls "Nein Lives".
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He has a portrait of Adolf Hitler's aunt Gerthruda and uses it for his amusement.
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Yes, Gerthruda looked much better after she grew a mustache.
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World’s Longest Mullet Competition, current standings as of January 1, 2021
1. Ricky Joe Dickle (Alabama)
2. Vasily Puterov (Russia)
3. Gene von Oettinger (Wupperdorfia)
4. Barry McKaunener (North of England)
5. Ho Lee Fuk (Redneck China)
Hey! Congratulations Oetts! In addition to growing hair on your ass, you’ve managed to grow hair down to your ass! What’s next for the Mullet King of Wupperdorf? I’d bet my bottom reichsmark you’ll be numero uno in 2022.
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No way he beats Ricky joe Dickle