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He's a moderator.
Once to me he said he said:
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OldDale wrote:
Tue Mar 08, 2022 4:43 pm
He's a moderator.
Once to me he said he said:
You get tame or I post nude pictures of meself.
I got tame.
What, you didn`t get the nude pics yet?
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Long overdue is Oettinger's updated weekly weekend shopping list. See if you can pack all the following items into a kamphpanzerwagenshoppingkart:

*Wodka, wodka, vodka und Wodka

*Anti-gefarten meds

*Swanson Hungry Herr TV Schnitzel Dinner

*Vier zitronen

*Edible lederhosen

*Bayer hamorroiden-creme

*Katzenfutter

*Pizza

*Katzenfutter

*Pizza

*Wodka

*A bag of Wupperdorf's Best flaked dehydrated sauerkraut

*Beta-Max cassette tape of The NBA's Wackiest Rapes and Bloopers
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Badfellow wrote:
Tue Mar 15, 2022 6:14 pm


*Beta-Max cassette tape of The NBA's Wackiest Rapes
You watched the Kobe Bryant one yet?
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If only edible Bayer hamorroiden-creme existed.

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Mar 18, 2022 2:44 pm
If only edible Bayer hamorroiden-creme existed.
You need that stuff real bad, huh?

Look: I know a guy who knows a guy.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Mar 18, 2022 2:44 pm
If only edible Bayer hamorroiden-creme existed.
It’s Rumple Minze flavor and it’s borderline edible. You can also use it to decorate cakes or as icing on your strudel.
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Nausea wrote:
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scream ale wrote:
Fri Mar 18, 2022 2:44 pm
If only edible Bayer hamorroiden-creme existed.
You need that stuff real bad, huh?

Look: I know a guy who knows a guy.
No no it's for a friend. I swear. Besides I'm not paying for shipping from Germany.
Er...my friend wouldn't pay for shipping from Germany.

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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Mar 18, 2022 3:12 pm
scream ale wrote:
Fri Mar 18, 2022 2:44 pm
If only edible Bayer hamorroiden-creme existed.
It’s Rumple Minze flavor and it’s borderline edible. You can also use it to decorate cakes or as icing on your strudel.
Oett gets sweet relief with every specially iced strudel.

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oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 18, 2022 12:58 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Tue Mar 15, 2022 6:14 pm


*Beta-Max cassette tape of The NBA's Wackiest Rapes
You watched the Kobe Bryant one yet?
I lived it here in the 5th judicial district of Colorado
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whiskeyprick wrote:
Sun Mar 20, 2022 9:12 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 18, 2022 12:58 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Tue Mar 15, 2022 6:14 pm


*Beta-Max cassette tape of The NBA's Wackiest Rapes
You watched the Kobe Bryant one yet?
I lived it here in the 5th judicial district of Colorado
You were a victim again? 'Cause weren't you roofied before?
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 21, 2022 12:28 am
whiskeyprick wrote:
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 18, 2022 12:58 pm


You watched the Kobe Bryant one yet?
I lived it here in the 5th judicial district of Colorado
You were a victim again? 'Cause weren't you roofied before?
My sister's ex husband was murdered on Main St Breckenridge around the same time. same prosecutor. Guess which case got more coverage.
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whiskeyprick wrote:
Sun Mar 27, 2022 10:12 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 21, 2022 12:28 am
whiskeyprick wrote:
Sun Mar 20, 2022 9:12 pm

I lived it here in the 5th judicial district of Colorado
You were a victim again? 'Cause weren't you roofied before?
My sister's ex husband was murdered on Main St Breckenridge around the same time. same prosecutor. Guess which case got more coverage.
So sorry to hear that. I hope the person responsible was caught. I am actually an advocate for lesser known and under-reported cases that need recognition. It's complete b.s.that only the rich and pretty people are considered important enough for media coverage. I guess their lives matter more than us lowly folks.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Mar 19, 2022 2:22 pm
Ja, toaster strudel!
I think that kid actually was oettinger in the commercial "back in the day" when he had hair.

Mmm...Toaster Strudels...


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