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He’s not a good twerker. Don’t get me wrong, he has the ass for it. Certainly no shortage of ass on his end. But when he tries to shake it, the overall effect is somewhat stilted and mechanical like one of those animatronic monstrosities at Chuck E. Cheese. He’d really have something going if only his twerking were a bit more organic.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:09 am
...He’d really have something going if only his twerking were a bit more organic.
Organic twerking is the only way to go. The stuff with the preservatives is just not healthy.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:33 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:09 am
...He’d really have something going if only his twerking were a bit more organic.
Organic twerking is the only way to go. The stuff with the preservatives is just not healthy.
You should join us in our Yoga group*

*we use it as an excuse to get away from life and get shitfaced on monday mornings
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Definitely a little known fact. Today oett said "I could bath in refried beans. Smear myself with it."

And yes he said "bath" not "bathe".
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I`m free-bathing it
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He tried MDMA once and now dances in the mud naked at Rainbow Gatherings.
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Nausea wrote:
Thu Jan 06, 2022 1:50 pm
He does DVDA in the mud naked at Rainbow Gatherings.
Fixed it.
He also does that shit-faced drunk at the annual Wacken Open Air metal music festival. He's renown around Schleswig-Holstein village for it.
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:13 pm
I`m on some bender and changing your underwear after seven days almost feels like a refreshing shower
oettinger wrote:
Sun Dec 12, 2021 8:18 am
I`m free-bathing it
Seeing a pattern of sorts...

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^ ^ ^ That clearly actual bathing never takes place? Unless it's a mud bath at gatherings of course.
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I believe leeches were involved.
cleansing leeches
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:55 am
I believe leeches were involved.
cleansing leeches
Always leech involvement. Is there any other way?

Wow I was totally wondering where you were, TD. I was going to quote your first post in this thread but got too lazy. And then you wrote and beat me to it.

Anyway, Thirsty D's first post in this thread basically kick-started the scrutiny of oett's "bathing" habits. There is definitely an ongoing pattern here. But this is assuming that oett actually showers.

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Sat Dec 12, 2015 5:03 am
He gets out of the shower to pee

I wonder if, 7 years later, this still reigns true. Hmm...
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I didn’t realize that he got out of the shower to pee. That’s classy.

His middle name is Slayinger. It’s ancestral, or incestual, I get those two words mixed up.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jan 08, 2022 7:38 am
There is definitely an ongoing pattern here. But this is assuming that oett actually showers.
If only MDM sold bars of soap.

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:12 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jan 08, 2022 7:38 am
There is definitely an ongoing pattern here. But this is assuming that oett actually showers.
If only MDM sold bars of soap.
Yeah really. Too bad that wasn't included in the MDM drunkard gift basket I got him for Christmas.
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Remember the scene in First Blood when they take Rambo to jail and spray him down with a firehose?
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