Dude. It's fight bait. Lookit the way that big guy has his legs around her.
Wait, maybe that's John 1
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Fuck it. Just taze the whole goddamn lot and chain em to the radiator.mistah willies wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:03 pmDude. It's fight bait. Lookit the way that big guy has his legs around her...
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Re: The future Mrs. Thirsty Drunk.
The tank top I can respect. But the white yoga pants with ass teeth are like something a prostitute would wear in a Tampax commercial.
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Yeah punctuate it with a needle and booom the whole bar turns into a sperm bank
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Nice new avatar "Lovey". Like the tiki beverage. :D
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He has arrangements with the Professor to keep a liquor still running on the other end of the island. And he's doing Mary Ann on the side.
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The irony is that he hates disco, but he's so good at it.
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^^ Need proof on that one pleez.
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
ABBA is his disease, and a fifth of Evan Williams is his cure.
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
God help us!
Thirsty if you're out there I'm throwing Credence your way. :|
(And also Evan Williams everyone knows that's your weak spot.) :p
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.
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Long live David Icke!
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
HE`s a full blown alcoholic but won`t admit it on Modern Drunkard boards
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The first step is committing yourself to a higher power, and speaking personally, THERE ARE NONE HIGHER.
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He brings his bong to AA meetings.
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And a fifth of Ezra to NA meetings.
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