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I'm picturing me and the lot of you on this vessel with Thirsty at the helm. Pantless of course. And only one eyebrow. Motoring down the intercostal getting soused as we toast the likes of Tony, Grip, The Liz, Palinka and the rest of those that have entrusted us to continue to carry the flag. It makes me smile just thinking of the debauchery we'd develop.
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Very cool concept. I think one of these could be built ( a little larger too) for a reasonable amount of bit coin.
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My Tiki bar levitates, and flies around after a while.

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My engineers are fast at work designing a tiki submarine capable of firing mai tai torpedoes directly into your booze hole.
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The skipper was drunk...
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Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a boozy trip
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The Mods were mighty Drunkard Men (and me)
The Editor brave and sure
Many passengers raised a glass that day
For a many decade tour, a many decade tour.

The Mothers from MADD were getting rough,
They sought to have us tossed,
If not for the courage of FKR,
This site would be lost, this site would be lost.

The site set down on the deck of this floating tiki isle
With ThirstyDruuuunnnnk
Surreal and peetie too
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Bravo!
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If it's going to be "the most Florida thing ever", it has to at least involve meth, if not Flakka.
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Badfellow wrote:My engineers are fast at work designing a tiki submarine capable of firing mai tai torpedoes directly into your booze hole.
Holy shit, there's such thing as a submarine pub!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -deep.html

I was gonna say it as a joke, but then i googled it and its a real thing!

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Tarcek wrote:
Badfellow wrote:My engineers are fast at work designing a tiki submarine capable of firing mai tai torpedoes directly into your booze hole.
Holy shit, there's such thing as a submarine pub!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -deep.html

I was gonna say it as a joke, but then i googled it and its a real thing!
And all these years I thought Romania wasn't worth my time.

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Frankennietzsche wrote:If it's going to be "the most Florida thing ever", it has to at least involve meth, if not Flakka.
Katanas, too.
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Surreal wrote:Bravo!
From a man who strings words together for a living, this is quite a compliment!
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Image

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This is Florida. Bar at the end of a fishing pier.

At sunset.

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Re: Floating Mobile Tiki Bar

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^ ^ ^


Damn fine report. Looks like the end to a good day, right there. Modern Drunkard with the lines out, and the smuggler hit pipe for the walk on the personal plank.

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