Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

[Badfellow]

Let’s face the facts, folks. You can go to any old dive and contract a disease.

At The Shed, it’s your run of the mill scabies, ringworm and tetanus— you definitely don’t want to walk on the ground barefoot. Meanwhile over at The Hole, all the douchebags and hipsters are getting their fill of E. coli along with a side of common hepatitis. How utterly passé. They probably still think COVID is cool.

But at the original, world famous, one and only
SHIT TALKERS BAR & GRILL
The fun isn’t the only thing that’s contagious!

For you, the valued patron and swinging dick, we have nothing but the best VD and other contagions with variety unmatched outside of India or Hugh’s neighborhood. Sample our fine French chlamydia. Or perhaps you’re in the mood for something more exotic with our Vietnamese crotch-rot. We also offer great specials during our herpes happy hour from 8am to midnight.

And don’t forget,
SHIT TALKERS BAR & GRILL
Is still you’re #1 place for drinking away the brutal pain of life. Our liquor license is irrevocable and grandfathered in as part of our status for nuclear waste disposal on sacred tribal burial ground.


Drink Specials of the Week

Felony Fluid………………………….. $7
Isopropyltini………………………….. $7
God is Dead……………………………. $10
Flaming Fence Pisser…………….. $8
Moe & Lester’s Hard Seltzer…… $5

[scream ale]

It seems like a bad idea but I'll take the felony fluid. And make it a double.

[Merchant Seaman]

It seems like a bad idea but I'll take the felony fluid. And make it a double.

Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it will not be a good time

[DrunkinEurope]

Maybe it's just me, but when I hear felony juice, I just think of tequila. So, I'll have a double of that as well. Maybe a Moe and Lester's Hard Seltzer to chase it with.

[scream ale]

Would have gone with a god is dead. But the price is a tad steep.

[DrunkinEurope]

Would have gone with a god is dead. But the price is a tad steep.

Thought about it, too. But, for the same price, I can get a Nietzche book. So, it felt more natural having one of the cheaper drinks while trying to understand what Zaratustra spoke (spake?) about.

[oettinger]

Zaratustra spoke (spake?) about.

Also sprach Zaratustra

so Zaratustra said

Learn new stuff at Bare Breasts and stinky Swill every day

[DrunkinEurope]

Learn new stuff at Bare Breasts and stinky Swill every day

I'm a simple dude; if there are bare breasts, I listen attentively. So, give me that swill and teach me something new.

[oettinger]

If I was you I`d go to The Shed, cause everclear tastes the same everywhere and you don`t need to worry about the dirty bathrooms, because the shed is just a big dirty pissour

[DrunkinEurope]

If I was you I`d go to The Shed, cause everclear tastes the same everywhere and you don`t need to worry about the dirty bathrooms, because the shed is just a big dirty pissour

Off to the Shed I go!. I mean, as long as I can drink and piss whenever I feel like without feeling obliged to rush for a bathroom just because of "civilization"...sounds like the dive bar I haven't yet discovered!

[Lush City]

Zaratustra spoke (spake?) about.

Also sprach Zaratustra

so Zaratustra said

Learn new stuff at Bare Breasts and stinky Swill every day

Yeah, you guys are really talking shit. That's Zarathustra who thus have spake according to the great German philosopher and aetheist existentialist creep, Fredrich Nietzsche.

[oettinger]

Nietzsche? Was he a cool bloke? I don`t care for german literature

[Badfellow]

Yes, we also have a little known literary tome by Frederick Nietzsche titled Thus Spract Schiesse or The Nihlists Guide to Talking Shit and Other Drink Recipes. Signed copies* are available at the check cashing cage for the unreasonably low price of only $9.99. All proceeds from the book benefit the Fred Nietzsche Youth Nihlism Foundation.





* Copies are signed by random homeless people for the benefit of the Fred Nietzsche Adult Day Drinking Foundation

[DrunkinEurope]

Yes, we also have a little known literary tome by Frederick Nietzsche titled Thus Spract Schiesse or The Nihlists Guide to Talking Shit and Other Drink Recipes. Signed copies* are available at the check cashing cage for the unreasonably low price of only $9.99. All proceeds from the book benefit the Fred Nietzsche Youth Nihlism Foundation.





* Copies are signed by random homeless people for the benefit of the Fred Nietzsche Adult Day Drinking Foundation

SIgn me up for a couple of copies. I always support Nihilist causes when souced. According to some bartenders, I'm NIhilism personified...well, their words are more like "you are a fucking menace, you pissed in the corner, broke two glasses, and got in a fight with the plastic ficus", but I'm only trying to make the world a tad more interesting.

[Badfellow]

Sign me up for a couple of copies. I always support Nihilist causes when souced. According to some bartenders, I'm NIhilism personified...well, their words are more like "you are a fucking menace, you pissed in the corner, broke two glasses, and got in a fight with the plastic ficus", but I'm only trying to make the world a tad more interesting.

We do appreciate your contribution in the great war against boredom and the forces of mediocrity. And since it was plastic, the assault on the ficus is not only forgivable but completely understandable. Really, don’t plastic plants kind of beg to be pummeled?