Welcome to Shit Talkers, a full service dive bar.
Pull up a stool, motherfucker.
Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
- Badfellow
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Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
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- Mr. Viking
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
I'd love a bar and grill, there is an elegance in the lack of sophistication, and I'd have one if it weren't for the man keeping me down
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
- Badfellow
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Fuck the man! You're at Shit Talkers where it's all you can drink for as much as it costs!Mr. Viking wrote:I'd love a bar and grill, there is an elegance in the lack of sophistication, and I'd have one if it weren't for the man keeping me down
Saturday night at Shit Talkers, we're having a wet burka contest with 2-for-1 drink specials on Brutal Hammers and Get Fucked Boilermakers.
Mama June poll dance at 10:00 PM.
We now have our own dung-fired pizza grill. Add fish sticks or cat food toppings for an additional charge.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Tonite in Shit Talkers Bar and Grill the Drunk Nuns are performing their oral act on stiff drinks.
Charged free, two drinks or above, aged 89-99. Get a free piss-stained peanut for every % on your bac!
Charged free, two drinks or above, aged 89-99. Get a free piss-stained peanut for every % on your bac!
Drink!
- Badfellow
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Sunday at Shit Talkers, it's the Joker's Brunch!
Guaranteed to make you smile!
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!
Our deep-fryers are now certified feces free by 1 out of 4 health inspectors!
---Have our authentic German short-order cook make you a special late night dinner!!!
*Fried Hog Knuckle w/ Spit.......................................€1.99
*Scheisseschnitzel.................................................€0.99
*Mat Pour Marinated Spam Steak...............................€2.99
*Fettucinni a la Mr. Whiskers...................................€1.99
*Assorted Cheese Tray Scraped from Empty Pizza Boxes....€ market price
Guaranteed to make you smile!
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!
Our deep-fryers are now certified feces free by 1 out of 4 health inspectors!
---Have our authentic German short-order cook make you a special late night dinner!!!
*Fried Hog Knuckle w/ Spit.......................................€1.99
*Scheisseschnitzel.................................................€0.99
*Mat Pour Marinated Spam Steak...............................€2.99
*Fettucinni a la Mr. Whiskers...................................€1.99
*Assorted Cheese Tray Scraped from Empty Pizza Boxes....€ market price
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
7.99 lira for a triple dumbfuck burger.
Elvis!
Michael Jackson!
Bananarama!
Tonight!!!!
Elvis!
Michael Jackson!
Bananarama!
Tonight!!!!
Drink!
- Smatter Noguts
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Would that be the stool your mother laid after her lame pole dance?Badfellow wrote:Welcome to Shit Talkers, a full service dive bar.
Pull up a stool, motherfucker.
- Badfellow
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Upcoming Events!!!
(Please check our schedule as performers regularly cancel)
+April 21st- The Hurling Willies, Skype Shite, The Doobie Brothers
+April 25th- Open Kazoo Night
+April 28th- Tinfoil Helmet Workshop hosted by Lush City
+April 29th- Patchez Matchez & The Mudbutt Bluegrass Band
+May 1st- Dance Party feat. DJ Oettie Gaga
+May 5th- Wailing Liver, White Lion, White Snake
+May 19th- Historical reenactment of the Battle of Wolf 359 with whiskey vs. vodka
+May 20th- More drinking
+May 25th- Smatter Noguts: bowel movement
(Please check our schedule as performers regularly cancel)
+April 21st- The Hurling Willies, Skype Shite, The Doobie Brothers
+April 25th- Open Kazoo Night
+April 28th- Tinfoil Helmet Workshop hosted by Lush City
+April 29th- Patchez Matchez & The Mudbutt Bluegrass Band
+May 1st- Dance Party feat. DJ Oettie Gaga
+May 5th- Wailing Liver, White Lion, White Snake
+May 19th- Historical reenactment of the Battle of Wolf 359 with whiskey vs. vodka
+May 20th- More drinking
+May 25th- Smatter Noguts: bowel movement
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- Badfellow
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
My mom wipes the pole with your mom's ass.Smatter Noguts wrote:Would that be the stool your mother laid after her lame pole dance?Badfellow wrote:Welcome to Shit Talkers, a full service dive bar.
Pull up a stool, motherfucker.
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- Smatter Noguts
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Your mom wiped my pole after her ass... well, you get the picture.
- Badfellow
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
At Shit Talkers, you can throw with stones (stoned?) in a drunk house.
Really, we don't mind.
Really, we don't mind.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
I want strippers jelly wrestling in an inflatable pool full of beer!
Can it be a bi-weekly event?
Can it be a bi-weekly event?
- Badfellow
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Legal Clause Which You Agree to by Reading!!!
Shit Talkers is not an LLC,
and is not incorporated out of Nevada, Maryland, Panama, Liberia, the Maldives, Unga-Bunga Land or any other affiliated nation.
Shit-Talkers does not take responsibility for: idiocy, mental constipation, hard soda phenomenon, nipple pictures, medium rare chicken wings, all you can malt liquors, pants-based sedimentary layers, yo' momma, piss mandalas, prolefeed, The Bill of Blackout Rights, bar exams, stale ale pipes, or anything else that might possibly exist, hypothetical or otherwise.
and is not incorporated out of Nevada, Maryland, Panama, Liberia, the Maldives, Unga-Bunga Land or any other affiliated nation.
Shit-Talkers does not take responsibility for: idiocy, mental constipation, hard soda phenomenon, nipple pictures, medium rare chicken wings, all you can malt liquors, pants-based sedimentary layers, yo' momma, piss mandalas, prolefeed, The Bill of Blackout Rights, bar exams, stale ale pipes, or anything else that might possibly exist, hypothetical or otherwise.
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- shawnonious
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
What the fuck kind of bar is this? Really? This is shit. Where are the scantily clad girls, the ball game? Where's my fucking whiskey? BARTENDER.
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits
- Smatter Noguts
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
This. The wonderful thing about MDF is that you're entering another dive bar with every new thread.brandonman wrote:What the fuck kind of bar is this? Really? This is shit. Where are the scantily clad girls, the ball game? Where's my fucking whiskey? BARTENDER.