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I threw a can of mixed fruit and a pound of sugar in the piss barrel. That will be next months drink special. There will be a discount for all who contributed, so make sure you get a receipt every time you use the piss funnel.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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^^^ Holy shit!! I think he cracked the recipe for Mad Dog! DIY MD2020!

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Some idiot with kidney failure fucked it up. I don`t like strawberry
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It was actually made with pissberries

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SCABIES! I got scabiea at the Shed. Come on over to the Hole, where I never got scabies. I also got scabies at the Shit Talkers Bar and Grill. and in Wooperfuck. Face it, weve6had a tough 14 months. Let's have a scabies-free summer. let's all have a safe summer. At The Hole.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Thu Jun 17, 2021 4:12 pm
I threw a can of mixed fruit and a pound of sugar in the piss barrel. That will be next months drink special. There will be a discount for all who contributed, so make sure you get a receipt every time you use the piss funnel.
You used the discount mixed fruit huh. Those bloated tin cans expired because the leaded seams from WWII leaked the arsenic.

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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Jun 19, 2021 11:10 pm
SCABIES! I got scabiea at the Shed. Come on over to the Hole, where I never got scabies. I also got scabies at the Shit Talkers Bar and Grill. and in Wooperfuck. Face it, weve6had a tough 14 months. Let's have a scabies-free summer. let's all have a safe summer. At The Hole.
It takes a lowdown, fence pissin’, scabies ridden sack of human waste to pop a shameless plug for their bar in another establishment. No, sir, at
🇺🇸🦅 SHIT TALKERS BAR & GRILL 🇺🇸🦅
we would never do such a thing. God bless, motherfuckers.
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It has been medically proven that one night in The Shed is better than any vaccine and naturally strengthens your immune system.
Come on in! Build up your immune system! or die tryin. we don't GAF

THE SHED - 75% of our patrons drink through a straw due to lockjaw contracted from protruding nails or a rusty machete.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Thu Jul 08, 2021 9:50 am
't GAF

THE SHED - 75% of our patrons drink through a straw due to lockjaw contracted from protruding nails or a rusty machete.
Hey what doesn`t kill you, gives you atleast a nice fever
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I got better places to hang out.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Jul 11, 2021 1:18 am
I got better places to hang out.
Perhaps, but then...

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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Jun 19, 2021 11:10 pm
SCABIES! I got scabiea at the Shed. Come on over to the Hole, where I never got scabies. I also got scabies at the Shit Talkers Bar and Grill. and in Wooperfuck. Face it, weve6had a tough 14 months. Let's have a scabies-free summer. let's all have a safe summer. At The Hole.
I don't think it's possible for you to have a scabies-free summer.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jul 11, 2021 4:48 am


I don't think it's possible for you to have a scabies-free summer.
He is his neighbourhoods main scabies source actually
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