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Re: The Shed

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This place smells worse than an ear necklace in the central Congo.
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 9:03 pm
This place smells worse than an ear necklace in the central Congo.
Great, there`s goes the bbday present I had in mind for you.

Maybe I can still cook a soup with it or something
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mistah willies wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:07 pm
Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 4:18 pm
NYDingbat wrote:
Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:54 pm
I'm gonna need to speak to a manager. I was led to believe there'd be glory holes.
Just for future reference -

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Just got accosted by a man named Zed
Out back behind the shed
He told me if I didn't do what he said
He'd have to kill my ass dead
So I ran to the next town and found a man named Ned
Told him to meet me out back by the shed
To claim the price on the head of Zed
He showed up and now Zed is dead
And now I'm crashed out in my bed!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 4:18 pm
NYDingbat wrote:
Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:54 pm
I'm gonna need to speak to a manager. I was led to believe there'd be glory holes.
Just for future reference -

Milwaukee Hole Dozer line provides quality that is second to none. The 13-piece set provides a wide variety of hole saw sizes, giving the most discriminating handyman plenty of options. Those more inclined to achieve a very fine tuned fitting, options abound in the 19-piece set. Remember, follow all safety guidelines when using power tools and safe glory holing to all.
Check local listings for more episodes of "This Old Hole" with Dirty Lou.
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NYDingbat wrote:
Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:14 pm
Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 4:18 pm
NYDingbat wrote:
Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:54 pm
I'm gonna need to speak to a manager. I was led to believe there'd be glory holes.
Just for future reference -

Milwaukee Hole Dozer line provides quality that is second to none. The 13-piece set provides a wide variety of hole saw sizes, giving the most discriminating handyman plenty of options. Those more inclined to achieve a very fine tuned fitting, options abound in the 19-piece set. Remember, follow all safety guidelines when using power tools and safe glory holing to all.
Check local listings for more episodes of "This Old Hole" with Dirty Lou.
Dingy that show sounds as terrifying as it would be titillating.
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Re: The Shed

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Patchez wrote:
Sun Sep 22, 2019 12:01 am
NYDingbat wrote:
Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:14 pm

Check local listings for more episodes of "This Old Hole" with Dirty Lou.
Dingy that show sounds as terrifying as it would be titillating.

You said tit. Huh huh huh huh.
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Did somethin happen? We've been drinkin in The Shed.

$1 - can of Hamm's and a 2 second pull on a handle of Old Grandad.
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The Shit is still open?
Well it never had a door so yeay Í guess. The Hamm`s is overpriced though
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Are they tall cans of Hamm's?

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^^^ shotglasses
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There are many a strange soul that hang out at the shed at night drinking the cheap beer and recycled whiskey.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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This place smells worse than a fermented fart in an Ohio turd factory.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Jun 13, 2021 9:53 pm
recycled whiskey.
You can recycle whiskey? Tell me more, Booze Wizard.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Re: The Shed

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There’s a machine that recycles whiskey into piss?
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