The Shed

[Badfellow]

Baby seal make most cute sashimi, hai!

[Artful Drunktective]

I hear one of the Creekside bar Happy Hour appetizer specials is the freshwater bivalve platter. It's like choosing your own lobster out of a tank. The clams are pulled straight from the creek and prepared right in front of you. (Dusting off the trash and paint costs extra though).

[oettinger]

Creekside bar sounds fun. Downing a couple oilspill shots (yuck) while watching DB dispose his collection of old toyota car-batteries

[Nausea]

The Shed is where I hide the bodies.

[Artful Drunktective]

Yes you must make a reservation if you have hookers and other bodies to dispose of as the 24 hour furnace really gets backed up on nights Nausea and DB are there.

[Badfellow]

That furnace is supposed to be rated for 20 dead hookers, and you guys are still clogging it up?

[ThirstyDrunk]

We at The Shed have heard your concerns. By popular demand WE'RE TURNING UP THE GAS! The furnace now has capacity for two dozen dead or morally wounded hookers per hour.

[Lush City]

Let's shed some light on this thread.
Hate me all you want but I'm still drunker than you are! LOL!

[oettinger]

Let's shed some light on this thread.
Hate me all you want but I'm still drunker than you are! LOL!

No hate, congrats!!

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

I want in on this party. Gimme an hour and half and I can get some Tijuana fireworks and a few 5ths of Tequila with the worm. The donkey is not invited. I don't want you folks catching anything that can't be cured through modern medical advances.

And just from posing for a picture. I swear. I just posed for a picture.

[NYDingbat]

I'm gonna need to speak to a manager. I was led to believe there'd be glory holes.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I'm gonna need to speak to a manager. I was led to believe there'd be glory holes.

Oh please, be assured that we at The Shed have not forgotten our perverted clientele, feel free to peruse the holy wall of glory before you decide which side of the wall you would prefer.
We're all just here to have a good time

[ThirstyDrunk]

Honestly I think there have been glory holes, or at least verbal speculation about glory holes, since about page 2.

[NYDingbat]

I appreciate your swift attention to this matter. Yes, it appears the glory holes were here all along, they'd just gotten a bit, >ahem<, broken in, if you will.

[oettinger]

There`s one in the roof that I definitely know about