Can You go to work drunk?
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Can You go to work drunk?
Funny I dont go to work drukn but I sure come home that way. Any airplane piolets out there or surgens?
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Mr. Viking
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Re: Can You go to work drunk?
no, I have to deal with tenants. I presume they can smell when I'm hungover
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Then yuo need a lower class tenant those wit no jobs who sit home a drink and get high al daay. Then they cant smell you :)Mr. Viking wrote:no, I have to deal with tenants. I presume they can smell when I'm hungover
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Mr. Viking
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oh, and I have to drive. I also get a bit cocky with the power tools for my liking. Watching on with horror as the drama of "Steve Bonfire", my jovial rosy cheeked neighbour using a circular saw to prepare his weekend blaze four sheets to the wind unfolds. His wife doesn't sound happy
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Can You go to work drunk?
I only get drunk at work if I don't get drunk enough at home.
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Re: Can You go to work drunk?
Nope,not my style. I might partake in the occasional shot when a customer insists but generally I stockpile them for the end of shift. As a cocktail bartender,,I have to pay too much attention to the balance of drinks to risk such a distraction
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Best post ever!ThirstyDrunk wrote:I only get drunk at work if I don't get drunk enough at home.
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Re: Can You go to work drunk?
I haven't gone to work s0ber, except for a handful of times, in over 40yrs.
Being a self-employed piano-player does have its job benefits...
Being a self-employed piano-player does have its job benefits...
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its not anybody that can play the piano while drunk.....good jobpeetie44 wrote:I haven't gone to work s0ber, except for a handful of times, in over 40yrs.
Being a self-employed piano-player does have its job benefits...
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oldsmartskunk
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Re: Can You go to work drunk?
Yes i can. On many occasions i did. I went to work after drinking all night and getting around 2hours of sleep. First thing i did after leaving my apartment - i threw up in the street, chugged a beer and auto pilot kicked in. True social worker. I take care of fuck ups. I have to be one.
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Re: Can You go to work drunk?
When I was butchering meat for the man, my super came up to me one day, took a whiff of my breath, handed me 2 mint chicklets and said USDA is coming through.
Never cut myself... or anyone else, knock on wood.
Unless we're doing Five Finger Fillet Fridays at Shit Talkers. Or Three Finger Fuck-Offs at The Shed o' Dread.
Mmmm... get drunk or get bent.
Never cut myself... or anyone else, knock on wood.
Unless we're doing Five Finger Fillet Fridays at Shit Talkers. Or Three Finger Fuck-Offs at The Shed o' Dread.
Mmmm... get drunk or get bent.
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Re: Can You go to work drunk?
Badfellow wrote:When I was butchering meat for the man, my super came up to me one day, took a whiff of my breath, handed me 2 mint chicklets and said USDA is coming through.
Never cut myself... or anyone else, knock on wood.
Unless we're doing Five Finger Fillet Fridays at Shit Talkers. Or Three Finger Fuck-Offs at The Shed o' Dread.
you guys are the best..........have a beer on meYes i can. On many occasions i did. I went to work after drinking all night and getting around 2hours of sleep. First thing i did after leaving my apartment - i threw up in the street, chugged a beer and auto pilot kicked in. True social worker. I take care of fuck ups. I have to be one.
and a shot on me.......
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Yeah. Of course. Silly girl.