BADFELLOW FOR PRESIDENT

[Patchez]

Being a dickhead myself what would the dickhead booze tax be?

[Badfellow]

Since my regime does not accept the results of the recent elections, taxes are a moot point. I say, do away with the electoral college and replace it with nationwide paintball wars, make the candidates fight for office, death or victory, and so forth. Only when we work together can we make America fucking kick-ass again.

*****BADFELLOW*****
MAKING AMERICA FUCKING KICK-ASS AGAIN

[oettinger]

Mr President, Random McDownward, alcoholic press:
What do you think about gay marriage, for example a bourbon on bourbon double?

Will people who wash away any germs with pure alcohol get bonuses out of your healthcare system?

Will you follow your promises and leave it up to any worker for how fucking long his weekend goes?

Following that, do you think it`ll be productive to pay people in drink and thusly work overtime with a smile on the face?

Do you give any shit about them drys? If so, why again?

[Bur]

Does BF endorse use of pants? If so, I can't really give my backing.

[Badfellow]

Will you follow your promises and leave it up to any worker for how fucking long his weekend goes?

Interesting, your press credentials are written on toilet paper.

As for your question, you'll all be pleased to know that I plan on introducing the 7 Day Work Weekend and a Liquor Up Jobs program for bums such as yourself. Our American workers need equal opportunity access to alcohol and to trashy centerfold pin-ups on the grimy walls of their workplaces. Only then can we beat the those beady-eyed Celestials at their own game.

Does BF endorse use of pants? If so, I can't really give my backing.

As you well know, pants are merely a fascist construct of the two party system. Pants are corrupt. They prevent free urination, a right to which I think every American citizen is entitled. Our forefathers lost their pants for liberty and freedom. Will we honor them by doing the same?

[whiskeyprick]

ripping my pants off right now and pissing all over this joint

[mistah willies]

That joint won't spark up if you do that. Use 151

[Badfellow]

How's everyone feeling about Tommy Chong for US Attorney General?

Also, in abolishing the Environmental Protection Agency, let us make preparations to drain Lake Erie so we can mix the world's largest bloody mary and bill Canada for the vodka.

[ThirstyDrunk]

How's everyone feeling about Tommy Chong for US Attorney General?

Also, in abolishing the Environmental Protection Agency, let us make preparations to drain Lake Erie so we can mix the world's largest bloody mary and bill Canada for the vodka.

I think Nestle already owns most of the great lakes water rights, you don't wanna fuck with them on a legal basis believe me.

[Lush City]

Badfellow is literally Hitler!

[Badfellow]

Lush City is literally Wilford Brimley!

[Patchez]

All this bull shit is sttist

[ThirstyDrunk]

All this bull shit is sttist

I'll just go ahead and agree with this.

[Lush City]

I just want to say ROTFLMAO! How will I ever sit down again? My ass is lost forever because I laughed and it took off!

[whiskeyprick]

I'm all for Minnesota seceding into Canada, texas into Mehico., this place hasn't been great for at least 10 years. Here' to all our fallen comrades! Mayhem Patrick, Liz, Schmernie died for this.