The Hole

[oettinger]

^^^ very smooth Lush. The audience doesn`t exactly look like your average Hole-goer though

[Dear Booze]

Due to a lack of electricity and the recent repossession of our television set, tonight's Walking Dead premier will be acted out by the dishwashing staff from The Olive Garden. You may recognize Juan, Paco, Jorge, and Ricardo as the members of "La Cucaracha", a terrific south of the border tribute to the fab four. Tonight, only, you will witness Jorge's spot-on impersonation of Rick Grimes and Morgan; Juan's take on Darrell and Carl; Paco's portrayal of Carol; and Ricardo's part as the black chick with the sword.

Here's a quick clip of them as they acted out last week's episode of Fox's "The Mick". https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Drink specials include Zombies for $27, and Pudhammers for $3 each.

[Red]

>Shirley Temple Rape Kit

Snort.

[mistah willies]

^ ^ ^

Man, you must have been in your cups.

Please elucidate

[Dear Booze]

^ ^ ^

Man, you must have been in your cups.

Please elucidate

A Shirley Temple Rape Kit shooter?
7-up, grenadine, and roofie powder.
They've done studies. 60% of the time, it works every time.

[mistah willies]

I really have no idea!

Not that I'm looking to find out. Jeez, this is getting weird

[Badfellow]

Juan's take on Darrell and Carl

It's pronounced "Coral", goddamnit.

Tell Juan that if he isn't committed to this performance, we have a whole stack of drunks from the community theater just waiting for their breakout role.

This is your time to shine, Juan! And by "shine", I mean those pots better all be spotless or you'll be toting cardboard at the intersection for tortilla change.

[Dear Booze]

The 1st Annual Drunkard Awards ceremony, presented by the Academy of Boozing Arts and Sciences, will honor the best drunks of 2016 and will take place at The Hole on February 26, 2017.

Categories include:

Best Drunk
Best Original Drink
Best Troll
Best Attempt at Spam
Best Original Story (Series)
Best Original Story (Single Post)
Best Bar
Best Drunken Insult
Best Use of the Interwebs for Drinking Purposes

Nominations are open.

[Dear Booze]

I'll start us off with a couple of nominations to get us started...

Best Original Drink = The 1%
Best Troll = DivaBitch
Best Attempt at Spam = The Original Pudhammer

[Dear Booze]

Best Drunk = Palinka

[Badfellow]

Regarding the Best Bar category, I'm compelled to nominate that one lounge where Thirsty Drunk took a dump in the tiki idol. Can't remember the name of the joint, but we really ripped it up in there.

[Dear Booze]

Regarding the Best Bar category, I'm compelled to nominate that one lounge where Thirsty Drunk took a dump in the tiki idol. Can't remember the name of the joint, but we really ripped it up in there.

Blackout Island Tiki Lounge?

Done.

[Dear Booze]

I'll nominate Shit Talkers because it inspired so many others.

I'll also nominate Bubblez' favorite dive, The Franklin Hoiuse because it looks so terrible.

[Dear Booze]

I'll nominate Shit Talkers because it inspired so many others.

I'll also nominate Bubblez' favorite dive, The Franklin Hoiuse because it looks so terrible.

I also nominate Prodicalson's "This Ain't Whiskey" for Best Story (Single) And The Urban Spaceman's "Zid Chapters" for Best Story (Series).

[Smatter Noguts]

Not approving of any of this.

BTW, when does your mother and sister begin their 'act''?