The Hole

[Badfellow]

For the category of Best Grumpy Old Drunk, it's going to be a toss-off between Lush City and Smatter Noguts.

I think Smatter might have a leg up on this one.

[whiskeyprick]

Best Drunk = Palinka

needs to be a lifetime achievement award

[Dear Booze]

Best Drunk = Palinka

needs to be a lifetime achievement award

Yes. Good idea! I agree 100%

[oettinger]

Best drunk insult - any of the short lived Jimmy Lester posts. Pick one blindfolded and you have the winner

[oettinger]

I know all the answers

[Badfellow]

Have you been drinking Cyberdyne Systems T-0000 Mimetic Poly-Bumwine again?

[Badfellow]

A Hole...
is a safe place
to defecate

[oettinger]

Nominated for shittiest place on earth to spend quality time with your family in:

The Hole - they have a condom vending machine that spits out used syringes. Odd place
The Shed - basically a burned down factory building with a lot of topless dancers that bottomed out
Shit Talkers Bar and Grill - The only one on this list with hot meals available 24/7. Also the closest of the three to the animal shelter

Pick your poison

[Bubblez]

Nominated for shittiest place on earth to spend quality time with your family in:

The Hole - they have a condom vending machine that spits out used syringes. Odd place
The Shed - basically a burned down factory building with a lot of topless dancers that bottomed out
Shit Talkers Bar and Grill - The only one on this list with hot meals available 24/7. Also the closest of the three to the animal shelter

Pick your poison

I'll take the shed. I think I might have a chance with stripper who have hit rock bottom.

[ThirstyDrunk]

The Shed - basically a burned down factory building with a lot of topless dancers that bottomed out

Can we use that in our new Ads or at least give me a Yelp review

[ThirstyDrunk]

I mean sitting on a keg or a stack of skids in a bombed out, war torn , septic shed iis preferable over them sissy places. And we got skanky titties to look at, the ladies are great conversationalsits and tehy'll do pretty much anything if you talk at em right.

[Badfellow]

I remember when this place used to be the asbestos factory. Built on sacred indian burial ground.

[Dear Booze]

PRESIDENT'S DAY DRINK FEST

The Hole celebrates the father of our country's birthday with a party fit for a president.

The festivities are under way starting at 6:00 A.M. as the biggest stars in the porn industry take off their clothes and perform all matters of sex via pornhub dot com. Yes, Jimmy will pass around his Samsung S-2 to let everyone take a look.

You don't want to miss the slap fight tournament starting at noon. Arrive early to sign up.

Also, The Hole's first annual world-famous pissing contest starts at 2:00 P.M. Participants will compete in a distance and accuracy competition with the winner taking home a bottle of Zima and a handful of trail mix.

Don't miss the awesome drink specials, all of which cost at least one paper money thing with a picture of George Washington printed on one side and the number "1" printed on the corners.

El President Brandy: 12 Washingtons
St. George Vodka: 8 Washingtons
Washington Apple Martini: 27 Washingtons

[oettinger]

Also, The Hole's first annual world-famous pissing contest starts at 2:00 P.M. Participants will compete in a distance and accuracy competition with the winner taking home a bottle of Zima and a handful of trail mix.

Is it considered a sepcial olympics entry when I pissed myself while drunkenly-preparing the night before?

[Bur]

Eh any chance, you've seen my bathrobe and/or underwear. I think I was going this way.