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Re: The Hole

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Dear Booze wrote:
Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:25 pm
ACHTUNG! ALLES ALKOHOLTRINKERS!

Das Holehaus ist oppen fuer trinkin und zigaretten zmoggin und gefingerbangin und foggin en der toilette rummin.

Tatens korekt. Weevin oppen der neuest laukatin innerhalben Wupperdorf.

Ist nicht ikˈspensiv fur trinks und Scheißfinger Schalee to be werken alles nacht.

Komen un taken und trink at Da Holehaus!
Das Holehaus Happy Hour Specials - Every tag from 3:00 - midnight

Der Cocktail Specials (created by Head Bartender Scheißfinger Schalee):
Bavarian Breeze - Blue Curacao & Wolfenschmidten Wodka
Hamburg-erita - Lingonberry margarita with Wolfenschmidten Wodka (in place of tequila)
Piña Cologne-ata - Piña Colada with Wolfenschmidten Wodka (in place of rum)
Dirty Deutschlander Martini - Wolfenschmidten Wodka with gherkin juice (in place of olive juice) with a gherkin garnish
Bloody Brunhilde - Bloody Mary with rhubarb juice (in place of V8) and Wolfenschmidten Wodka with a Bratwurst garnish (in place of bacon)
Long Wurst Ice Tea - (with a splash of Jägermeister in place of Coke)

Die Appetizer Specials (all served with Signature Special Sauces):
Bier Battered and fried Weiß Asparagus with Heinrich's Hollandeutscher sauce
Schnitzel Nuggets with Jägerbomb Mushroom sauce
Pretzel Wrapped Bratwurst Bites with Sauerkraut Slaw and Budweiser Bier Mustard Käse sauce
Deep Fried Hamburger Sliders on Berliner Donut buns with A'dolph's Black Forest Cherry BBQ sauce
Okole maluna!

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Re: The Hole

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Served in der dirty kuppen
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: The Hole

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:52 am
scream ale wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:51 pm
Buncha damn nazis
Welp, to be fair, that's the clientele that is being catered to. At the original sister location, the Nazi Party Bar & Grill off of 39th and Spruce Straße in Düsseldelphia, the only way to get the bartender's attention is to throw up the Sieg Heil salute with money in hand. I vant ein bier! Heil alles booze!
Ahh, Frau ADs Deutsch ist nicht so gut. Ich beliben du ist dryden du sagen "trow up und den Nazi saluten"
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Re: The Hole

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 5:28 am
Served in der dirty kuppen
Der dirty kuppen ist providence der gerflaven.
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Re: Das Holehaus

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One of many five star Yelp reviews for Das Holehaus

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Re: The Hole

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I got their punchcard. Ten drinks and your next drink is free. I’m saving them up. For mom’s birthday.
like tears in rain

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Re: The Hole

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Yep, Lady Savage let the cat outta the bag..

Introducing The Hole's Loyal Lush* Program

You, as a loyal customer of The Hole, Das Holehause (Wupperdale, DE), The Hole Eh, (Alert, Nunavut, Canada), and, coming soon, The Fithy, Sandy Fucking Pit (Addis Ababa, Ethiopia), will receive one (1) Tippler Point for each drink purchased. Save those fuckers up because you get to redeem them for valuable shit.

726 points: One (1) free well drink of our choice.
9608 points: One pitcher of beer and a free game of pool.
12,472 points: Free bic lighter **
27,898 points: Free pack of smokes**
52,235: points: Free handjob from your mom**

So come on down, have a few pops, and remember, we don't forget.

* Not affiliated with Lush City tm (either on or off his meds)
** While supplies last; brands, colors and product may differ. Customer may receive nothing at all. Management reserves the right to the last and final word, as well as the authority to knock the shit out of you if they feel like you are being a dick.
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Re: The Hole

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The Whore Hole was better before they were sold to the capitalist commy nazi chain (Cunts Crack and Nig.... as we calll it in germansland).
They`ll flame down the same route as did Hard Rock cafe.
Shit food, shit drinks, and shit regulars
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Wasn't the Hole originally a Hard Rock cafe?

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No, it was a Planet Bollywood
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Re: The Hole

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Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 8:07 pm
coming soon, The Fithy, Sandy Fucking Pit (Addis Ababa, Ethiopia)
Finally, I was walking by recently and been hoping something cool is under construction
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Re: The Hole

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THE HOLE extends HAPPY FATHERS DAY wishes to all you mother fuckers.

Dredding another shitty tie as a gift? Fuck that! Tie one on at the best bar on the planet.

Come on in and purchase a dozen cocktails from our Fathers Day Cocktail Menu and receive a personalized souvenir plastic cup with your name written on it with a genuine Sharpie. That shit don't wash off!

Enjoy your choice of Ron Rico Rum & Water, or Calvert Gin & Water.

For those of you not fond of the kids you have, we'll have low-cost potential baby mamas available for rent.

Remember what Jimmy Lester says, "being a father doesn't mean you have to be a dad."
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Re: The Hole

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Here at The Hole it's still July Fourth Weekend! And you are an American, right? So enjoy your freedom by drinking free.

That's right, assholes. You get to drink for free!* Come on into any of our locations**, show your ID, and all drinks are as free as you are.

* Rental of glass required. Rental rates vary by choice of contents. Management reserves the right to alter prices whenever the fuck we want. Glassware supply is limited. No outside glassware, plasticware, stoneware, or any other ware allowed. This includes cupping your hands or using any other part of your body to transport booze from the bottle to your mouth. If you want to ingest booze anally, we might consider an exception because that might be funny to watch.
**Offer not valid at Das Holehause, The Hole Eh, or The Fithy, Sandy Fucking Pit.
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Re: The Hole

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Dear Booze wrote:
Mon Jul 05, 2021 1:43 pm
Here at The Hole it's still July Fourth Weekend! And you are an American, right? So enjoy your freedom by drinking free.

That's right, assholes. You get to drink for free!* Come on into any of our locations**, show your ID, and all drinks are as free as you are.

* Rental of glass required. Rental rates vary by choice of contents. Management reserves the right to alter prices whenever the fuck we want. Glassware supply is limited. No outside glassware, plasticware, stoneware, or any other ware allowed. This includes cupping your hands or using any other part of your body to transport booze from the bottle to your mouth. If you want to ingest booze anally, we might consider an exception because that might be funny to watch.
**Offer not valid at Das Holehause, The Hole Eh, or The Fithy, Sandy Fucking Pit.
Where are you?
and can I take a rain check?

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Re: The Hole

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He meant: His Hole is wide open
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