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I`ll go to the Hole.

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 1:25 pm
I`ll go to the Hole.

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Trash-80 is more like it.
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You know that trick where you can stick your finger into a beer with a heavy head and the oils from your finger will help dissipate the head bubbles?

Yeah, apparently the folks at Shit Talker don't appreciate someone trying to fix the whole bars Head problem with a single finger. So here I am.

No good deed, right?

So what's on tap?
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:41 pm
You know that trick where you can stick your finger into a beer with a heavy head and the oils from your finger will help dissipate the head bubbles?

Yeah, apparently the folks at Shit Talker don't appreciate someone trying to fix the whole bars Head problem with a single finger. So here I am.

No good deed, right?

So what's on tap?
At least you used a finger.

On a side note if oettinger ever offers to clear your beer foam decline. He doesn't use a finger but a different appendage.
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Patchez wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:47 pm
...He doesn't use a finger but a different appendage.
Yes, and that additional appendage is what provides our fine German friend the ability to count all the way up to twenty and a half.
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I've missed 27 pages of dialogue at this po0int .
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Rye and Coke wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:41 pm
...So what's on tap?
Here at The Hole, America's Favorite Bar in the Universe, all of our beers are "finger lickin' good."

But don't take my word for it. Just ask Shit Finger Shelly, day time bartender at The Hole, America's Favorite Bar in the Universe

"Yea, we ain't got no taps to speak of, but if you want ta bring in some beer, we'll let you stick your finger in there. You can stick your finger in mixed drinks too. Nobody gives a fuck and we ain't uptight like those corporate sellout faggots over at Shit Talkers. Hell, you can stick your hold hand in there. We really don't care."

So come on in and stick your fingers into anything you want, 'cause, Like Shitfinger Shelly says, "we ain't uptight like those corporate sellout faggots over at Shit Talkers."

We now accept Auto Zone, Pizza Hut, and J Crew gift cards.
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ACHTUNG! ALLES ALKOHOLTRINKERS!

Das Holehaus ist oppen fuer trinkin und zigaretten zmoggin und gefingerbangin und foggin en der toilette rummin.

Tatens korekt. Weevin oppen der neuest laukatin innerhalben Wupperdorf.

Ist nicht ikˈspensiv fur trinks und Scheißfinger Schalee to be werken alles nacht.

Komen un taken und trink at Da Holehaus!
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Nein! Der Holehaus ist nicht gut! Und Sceißefinger Schalee habst der hërpes!
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Wo ist gefingerbangin? Mein arschenholler?
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Buncha damn nazis

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Get with the gefingerbangin already.
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Der Holehauses wurlt-wunderbar kloryhole est offen fur derbisnizzen.
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Re: The Hole

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Dear Booze wrote:
Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:25 pm
ACHTUNG! ALLES ALKOHOLTRINKERS!

Das Holehaus ist oppen fuer trinkin und zigaretten zmoggin und gefingerbangin und foggin en der toilette rummin.

Tatens korekt. Weevin oppen der neuest laukatin innerhalben Wupperdorf.

Ist nicht ikˈspensiv fur trinks und Scheißfinger Schalee to be werken alles nacht.

Komen un taken und trink at Da Holehaus!
Holy hell this is some of the funniest Scheiß I've read in a long time. Ich vind dees wery vitty.
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Re: The Hole

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scream ale wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:51 pm
Buncha damn nazis
Welp, to be fair, that's the clientele that is being catered to. At the original sister location, the Nazi Party Bar & Grill off of 39th and Spruce Straße in Düsseldelphia, the only way to get the bartender's attention is to throw up the Sieg Heil salute with money in hand. I vant ein bier! Heil alles booze!
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