The Hole

[Dear Booze]

Don't miss tonight's Liquor Liquidation Sale at The Hole

Tonight The Hole will be Rockin’ the Web as house band The Rusty Trombones are shared via livestream to both of their followers on Friendster.

Take advantage of the Christmas Spirit Giveaways

Be one of the first two customers to claim your prize:*

Pack of one AA Battery

A Coupon for 100 pennies

Dinner, Drinks and a Movie Deal

Get a free $5 gift certificate to Pudhammer’s Café, a 12 ounce can of RC Cola and a free DVD** when you spend $150 or more at The Hole.

Look who’s around the corner to take a bite out of prices… It’s RIPT “I’m baaaaaaaaack”

Prices so low you will swear you’ve seen Satan himself

Buy a dozen drinks and get loaded.
Try growler of Jimmy Lester Stout and get a free case of diarrhea.

*One per household. Must be 12 or older. Styles and colors may vary. Come to The Hole for details
**A Gift Card will be mailed to you with 1.5 DVD Movie choices to choose from.

[oettinger]

How should one be able to spent "150 or more" at the Hole when they only have half a stolen keg budlight, 4 large colt45s and some un-named house whisky to drink?

[Badfellow]

Did you know Jimmy Lester's middle name is Moe?

[oettinger]

Did you know Jimmy Lester's middle name is Moe?

lol

[oettinger]

They stole a barstool from the Shed. Now you can sit at the overturned rumbarrel.
Strangely enough I was fine sitting on the empty beer cases they stole at ShitTalkers...

[Dear Booze]

Tonight at the Hole

You don't want to miss the exciting Beers of the World promotion
It's no secret that The Hole serves a shitload of different beers from different areas of the world, so why not take a beer vacation without leaving your place at the rum barrel? Start in exotic St. Luis, Missouri and end in St. Luis Missouri with a single glass of beer. Have both destinations stamped when you purchased your very own souvenir Beer Traveler's Pissport... only $47

Also tonight, don't miss Animal Sports Races
The Hole's valued guests have been clamoring for a little sports action, but due to a past-due electrical bill, and the neighbor's keen eye on his exterior outlets, and the inability of Jimmy Fucking Lester to make a generator work, and the unstable properties of wind and solar power created by 15-year-old Steven Snatsch (know by his stage name, Diva Bitch) as part of his Sophomore Science Fair project, there is still no working television. So tonight only, bring your favorite animal and let it race against other pets, pests, and critters. Unfortunately due to a recent outbreak, crabs are not allowed.

Remember what Jimmy always says, "Come to The Hole, or I'll come to your house and beat the fuck out of someone and then shit in your tupperware."

And remember what The Hole's favorite stripper says, "im nto stopid i drnk a t teh hol!"

[ThirstyDrunk]

I got a red eared slider that aint real quick but he'll bit the legs off any animal you got. I also would like to enter a 3 legged guinea pig that is faster that any animal you got.
GAME ON

[Dear Booze]

I got a red eared slider that aint real quick but he'll bit the legs off any animal you got. I also would like to enter a 3 legged guinea pig that is faster that any animal you got.
GAME ON

Diva came by The Hole a little earlier and asked what a "Gwen-a-a-pig" is. I told her it's pronounced "gen-ee pig". She got indignant and said "I know what a genee pig is, ThirstyDrunk said he's bringing a gwena-a pig."

After I explained that "guinea" is the correct spelling, she let me know that a guinea pig is, in fact, not part of the pig family. And that she's "smrt."

[oettinger]

An equatorial guinea pig or a guinea-bissau pig?

I threw my one-legged pinguin in the race to stardom also

[Badfellow]

You can always count on my ass gerbils to finish the race.

[Frankennietzsche]

There;s an ointment to help you get rid of those.

[Dear Booze]

Tonight at The Hole

Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Christmas Carol Sing-A-Long
Common, you don't know the words to "Silent Night" or "Away In A Manger", now do you? Well, who gives a shit? Jimmy Fucking Claus has a couple dozen 8 Track tapes of various 1960s and 70s sitcom stars singing Christmas tunes and you are all required to sing along. Don't worry, Jimmy won't beat your ass as long as you try your best.

[Dear Booze]

Tonight Only
Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Awareness Fundraiser
Susan can’t make it, but Indian Mary has big knockers and will let us all examine them.
Only $2 per squeeze. Some of the proceeds go to something.

[oettinger]

Tonight Only
Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Awareness Fundraiser
Susan can’t make it, but Indian Mary has big knockers and will let us all examine them.
Only $2 per squeeze. Some of the proceeds go to something.

And the winner is allowed to check Jimmy`s prostate.

The Hole really is not my place to booze in during the holiday season

[Dear Booze]

Thank you all for coming to The Hole and celebrating 48 hours of Slow Roasted Chicken and Sloe Gin.