The Hole

[mistah willies]

HEY!!

WANNA DRINK! GARCON! GHERKIN!


'Scuse me. How many dead cats does a fella have to swing to get a drink in this hole?

Wait, how do I get out of this place? It's kinda stifling, like getting stuck in a canoe sleeping bag

[oettinger]

It`s underground now. Or was that the shed? Fuck it, lets go the STB"G, where the girls are clean and the shine filtered.

[Dear Booze]

Tonight's Specials

Cleveland Steamer Shots
Creamy and chocolaty, with nutty finish
$12

Donkey Punch
The drink that punches back
$4

Dirty Sanchez Cocktail
A Fiesta of flavor on your upper lip
$7

Rusty Fish Hook
A pirate's delight on a moonlit night
$14

Rusty Trombone
Coming or going, this big brass baby hits the spot
Ask server for price and details

[oettinger]

I`ll have a double dead serious realty

[mistah willies]

HA!

Dear Booze did it. Nice menu. Dooooood.




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[Dear Booze]

This afternoon at The Hole, you do not want to miss the NFL Conference Playoffs. They might even install a television set to watch all the action live. If not, Oettinger has promised a free CPR class. He's bringing his new English Pub unblond girlfriend for us to practice on.

Drink specials include pitchers of PBR with the cigarette butts strained out and served in fairly clean glasses.

As a special Sunday treat, all customers will receive a commemorative tooth.

[Dear Booze]

It's a SUPER day at The Hole!

YES, we have drink specials!
YES, we have free appetizers!
YES, we have a brand new (to us) 82 inch flat screen TV!
YES, the electricity is back on!

And you all know what that means. Yep, The Fall Guy marathon!

Everyone's favorite Hollywood stuntman Colt Seavers picks up some extra pocket money by using his rough-and-tumble skills to track and capture bail jumpers, "helped" by his green younger cousin, Howie, and Jody, a beautiful stunt colleague.

Fuck yea!

Spoiler alert, we may even have an appearance by all three of the SUPER famous Natural Lite girls. My personal favorite is the one who's not pregnant.

Get here early to get a chance to sit on the stool.

[oettinger]

Little is known about Howie Munson. The actor is harvesting his own wine. Him and Lee had some Heather back in here

[oettinger]

Here we go

[Bur]

Eh, a stool? I don't trust those in places like this. I'll just have cups of vodka until I feel I spin my way to the nearby dumpster.

[oettinger]

The unknown drunk man

[Badfellow]

I would kick this place right in the baby-maker if I were capable of standing upright. Where's my bean bag gun? Think I might have dropped it in the toilet again.

[Badfellow]

By the way, don't order the Cleveland Steamer. It's all froth and no bite. And tastes even worse than a Manheim Steamroller.

[Patchez]

I want a cunt colleague named Jody.

[Lush City]

I understand that Jimmy Lester has opened a new place called The Hole. It was originally another bar - a "specialty" bar - called The Man Hole. He was too cheep to spring for a new sign, so he just removed "Man". He's busy setting up a poo table and patching the curious knotholes in the restroom.

I also heard that customers will be served by flair bartenders who are guaranteed to be drunker than them; there will be a naturally heated swim-up bar; and entertainment will include real live cock fights (the latter may be a hold-over from the previous establishment.

You must be referring to Shelley Mann's Manhole that was one of the greatest jazz venues in L.A., just South of the mid-Wilshire district.
Shelly Manne, Ray Brown, Hampton Hawes & Bob Cooper Live at Shelly's Manne Hole L.A. 1970

https://youtu.be/G_Trb5OnXqw