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- Frankennietzsche
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Will Justin Bieber....
ever have a haircut that isn't the same as millions of young lesbians? Will he? Nay, says I.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: Will Justin Bieber....
What is Justins Beaver?
That canadian canal rat? Watch it get drugged up and get old - enjoy
That canadian canal rat? Watch it get drugged up and get old - enjoy
Drink!
- Frankennietzsche
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Re: Will Justin Bieber....
Just Beliebe! Be-liebe!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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- Super Drunkard
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it's dawned on me
I am going to have to get a job...
what the hell...
=(
yep, will get a job start looking next week.
This is a sad day for freedom.
what the hell...
=(
yep, will get a job start looking next week.
This is a sad day for freedom.
- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: it's dawned on me
I'm with ya there brother. I've been off for over two months, and while I could live all right on the severance and the dole for a few more months, I need to get motivated and actually do some real job searching.
On the other hand, drinking to oblivion on a daily basis is fun, and waking up naturally at noon rather than to an early alarm clock is soothing to the soul.
Eh, I'll start maybe next week...
On the other hand, drinking to oblivion on a daily basis is fun, and waking up naturally at noon rather than to an early alarm clock is soothing to the soul.
Eh, I'll start maybe next week...
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- Frankennietzsche
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Re: it's dawned on me
Jerry, you know, I hear wonderful things about Bloomingdales'
executive training program.
executive training program.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
- Savage
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You haven't lived the Drunkard Life until
you ride Disneyland's Jungle Cruise with the African Queen piloting, and you split a pint (3.75 for you furriners) with him. After enough bourbon (oh hell, who am I kidding; there's never enough), you are ready to kick that elephant's head in for spitting at you.
Yes, I had to be restrained, but it is not true that I have been banned from the park. I am merely boycotting it on account of George Lucre and his Star Whore scheme.
Yes, I had to be restrained, but it is not true that I have been banned from the park. I am merely boycotting it on account of George Lucre and his Star Whore scheme.
like tears in rain
Re: You haven't lived the Drunkard Life until
Good to see you are doing fine and having a semi good time in disneyland-africa.
Drink!
- Lush City
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Re: You haven't lived the Drunkard Life until
That wasn't a real elephant. Is the Disneyland Hotel still there? I remember in the early '80's they had the best disco dance floor with the best mirror disco ball. Had to stop going because of too many queers. That's in Orange County of all places!SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote: ↑Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:18 amyou ride Disneyland's Jungle Cruise with the African Queen piloting, and you split a pint (3.75 for you furriners) with him. After enough bourbon (oh hell, who am I kidding; there's never enough), you are ready to kick that elephant's head in for spitting at you.
Yes, I had to be restrained, but it is not true that I have been banned from the park. I am merely boycotting it on account of George Lucre and his Star Whore scheme.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Savage
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Breaking all the rules
My doctors tell me that I cannot consume alcohol. For the most part, I obey. But tonight, for some reason I have (apparently), decided to empty a bottle of Makers. Damn, it's good to be back.
Fuck PET scans.
Fuck PET scans.
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- Smatter Noguts
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Re: Breaking all the rules
I think we have the same sawbones. Cheers Sweetie, screw the Cipro.
Re: Breaking all the rules
Good to see you posting Lady S. and even better to see you telling doc to fuck off.
Only one life left, hurry and have as much fun as you can squeeze into it!
Only one life left, hurry and have as much fun as you can squeeze into it!
Drink!
Re: Breaking all the rules
Don't you know that you are a shooting star,
And all the world will love you just as long.
Burn brightly, savagely, and as long as possible without compromise.
And all the world will love you just as long.
Burn brightly, savagely, and as long as possible without compromise.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
9:30PM on a Tuesday night
Had a cunt of a day at work, had a few bourbons to ease myself into a good night's sleep.
It's 9.40pm on Tuesday night at the moment, gotta be at work at 6.30 am, really need some encouragement on how many more i can squeeze in.
I know you guys and girls in the USA are 24 hours in the past, so I'm hoping you can give me some advice to a time traveller.
It's 9.40pm on Tuesday night at the moment, gotta be at work at 6.30 am, really need some encouragement on how many more i can squeeze in.
I know you guys and girls in the USA are 24 hours in the past, so I'm hoping you can give me some advice to a time traveller.
- waahoohah
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